Mar 24
Everything is cake
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Everything is cake
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Observation: The Cake is a Lie
Observation: Everything is Cake
Conclusion: Everything is a Lie
hey guys this is Howard
he is a cake I made for a Halloween party in an hour and a half during which he will be ritualistically sacrificed and his flesh devoured
say hi, Howard
β¦should I give this a gore warning??
iβm going to just in case-
everything is Cake in Calorum
ideas for Calorum involving hyper realistic cakes:
a spymaster from Candia or Ceresia who disguises themself as other food groups by wearing elaborate fondant/chocolate prosthetics
a lord who guards themself against assassination by dressing up their Sideserfs in Candian cake disguises
hyper realistic cake golems that infiltrate other kingdoms or houses
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
The idea for this one is very old, as you can imagine, but I still thought it was worth posting it
Just imagine Annie waking up in the middle of the night with the sudden urge to bake, and then in the morning she realizes what she's done
Cake: The Movie (2020) dir. David Lynch & David Cronenberg