#everyone is poly

How about we mash em together?

Like, it could work. Would it irl? No. Do I want it to? Yes.

mj loved her two husband!!! she is not being cheated on!!! they kiss all the time!!!

A Place to Mend

Haurchefant x Urianger, Short fiction.

Haurchefant makes a friend. Rarepair Week Prompt 1: Meet Cute - Standalone prequel to Sweetest Libation

Sam hummed.

"With the scent of alcohol clinging to everyone, I can't help it. I'd never be able to sleep without knowing everyone's safely tucked away. I'd prefer having them all in the same room as me, but none of the beds are large enough to fit us all."

"You need a pack nest," Bruce said casually, but there was something knowing in his eyes.

Sam just hummed in agreement.

Tony and Justin were tangled up in the middle of the bed when he laid Bucky down. He tucked a lock of hair behind Bucky's ear and kissed his cheek, lingering again. Everything in him screaming at him that he couldn't leave three intoxicated Omegas alone. Except Bucky was the only Omega there. Sam had just been around long enough, seen them as Omegas long enough, that he had accepted Tony and Justin as his to protect.

Bruce looked up in surprise when Sam returned, stopping in front of him.

"Your turn," Sam said softly but firmly.

"I don't have an intoxicated scent to drive your instincts crazy," Bruce pointed out.

Sam leaned down, his hands on the back of the couch to brace himself.

Bruce gasped at the invasion of his personal space, his heart rate speeding up, but Sam backed away just as quickly.

"I can smell beer on your breath," Sam said with a small smirk and a teasing light in his eyes.

Bruce rolled his eyes.

"Are you gonna insist on carrying me like a damsel?" Bruce snarked.

Sam chuckled.

"I can carry you like a child if you'd rather."

Bruce blushed, setting his book down and getting up.

"I'll pass," He mumbled.

Bruce didn't argue when Sam tucked the blankets in around him. He might not be an Omega, but Sam was an Alpha and he was in that protective Alpha mode. Bruce knew better than to go against him, because he'd probably just end up being settled.

Most Alphas didn't usually try to settle Betas or other Alphas, but only because they lived in a place where pack instincts weren't fostered. It was obvious that Sam had spent enough time cultivating a sense of pack and retraining his instincts to accept Alphas as his to protect and care for that he had awakened his pack instincts.

There was no doubt that if Sam had a pack, he would be the pack Alpha. Bruce logically knew better than to fight it, but he was surprised that he didn't really want to fight it. He easily relaxed into it, letting Sam tuck him in and run his fingers through his hair, and mumbling night when Sam told him to go to sleep.

Sam did one more pass through the Penthouse, rechecking the rooms to make sure everyone was still safely settled in bed, before his instincts allowed him to slip into bed behind Tony and go to sleep.

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Did I write a full chapter that is legitimately just Sam worrying about everyone and tucking them in??

Yes, yes, I did, and it's the cutest shit ever.

We have some serious pack vibes going on here and I love it.

This is also the only Tempting chapter I've finished since my break from posting started and it's currently ch 61... Guys, there are at least 7 chapters that have to be finished before I can post this chapter and this is why posting as I write is a challenge for me lol

Nonnie! Nonnie! What a galaxybrain idea! This is beautiful. Because what if Jaskier standing at the top with Eskel and Geralt, the music starts playing, Lambert is still in a white dress as he and Vesemir walk down the aisle. Everyone expects Vesemir to step to one side and Jaskier marries Lambert.

Instead, Lambert swans off, doing a little twirl and all but swooning into Aiden’s arms.

“I just wanted to wear a dress,” he declares while Jaskier is trying not to burst out laughing at the expression of everyone gathered, including his own lovers. The ceremony is sealed with Vesemir pressing a kiss to the top of Jaskier’s head.

Everyone wants to know why Jaskier married Vesemir of all people. It’s actually really logical. Vesemir had a hand in running Kaer Morhen so knows how to handle people, manage grievances and be a firm but fair authority. He is old, wise, trustworthy and competent. After all, he has kept his unruly pups in order for centuries. Plus, it means Jaskier can go gallivanting off with all his lovers, nobody needs to be left behind to govern the lands.