Edward, intruding on my mind while i doodle his nf body: How dare you turn me into a sexual being and then proceed to cover all my sensitive areas. I demand more exposed skin!
me: huh.
me, redrawing: hmm, ok, that's fair. even if you couldn't control your snekiness, your hubby would find a way for nsfw purposes specifically...
Edward: Precisely. I am well aware this shall make me akin to an animal with a soft underbelly and underareas, but what can we do about nature's very design?
me: uhum. how about this?
Edward: Mind my thighs, now.
me: aight.
me: wait hold up. no complaints about the covered chest?
Edward: My chest?
me: you're telling me your inner thighs are more important to you, henceforth more erogenous, than your actual nipples?
Edward:
me:
Edward:
me:
Reisz: yea that surprised me too













