What I did today 1-24-13
Today I chilled out with some DayQuil capsules and a bubble bath. Jealous? It gets better, it was mint soap and my girlfriend made me breakfast. Still mad? Guess what, she also brought me some cake! Boom! Need more? I'm still in my pajamas watching the Kroll Show- its one fifteen pm! Why you mad, Bro? Also Living Social and Groupon are blowing up my inbox like they can't get enough! I love seeing those deals, y'all! Plus no matter how many times I unsubscribe they still send me e-mails! Now that's whats up! Its like I can't get away! Even with this mild fever and stuffed up nose, they are still trying to get at me!
In the meantime I played Cat-Bounce. You haven't played? You have to to get to CAT-BOUNCE.com! You just bounce cats! That's it! Plus you can make it rain!
Its like, I'm 26, what up! I do comedy and work at a coffee shop- I also found a picture of a cat in a monogram and top hat. Its like, why bother even going to Junior College? I could have taught myself all this stuff and I still don't even use algorithms. Unless you're talking about a fancy intellectual way to figure out jokes in which case, I STILL DON'T.
Anyways, I figure that I still have a tumblr and should use it. This site is just for fun. If you want to check out shows and stuff- visit evermainard.com
