im obsessed with the book im writing so have some incorrect quotes with the characters!!
again, these are characters from the book im writing, and i will probably post more of the story here as i write it but for now im hyperfixated on this lmao !! <3
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Zarina: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?! Mitah: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Zarina: Oh... Rori, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Rori:Â Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Mitah:Â Damn, if people did that to each other, Zarina would've killed me years ago.
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Zarina:Â What did Mitah do this time? Rori:Â More like WHO did Mitah do this time?
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Zarina:Â I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Rori, snickering:Â Yeah, eat what you lack. Mitah, deadpanning at Rori:Â Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Rori, whispering to Zarina, who's on the phone with Mitah:Â Ask them something! Zarina:Â How are you feeling? Mitah:Â Fine. Rori:Â Something personal! Zarina:Â At what age did you first get your period?
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Mitah: I have lots of friends! Zarina: Name one. Mitah: Well, there’s- Zarina: Name one you haven’t gotten incredibly angry at. Mitah: Hey, that’s not fair, then there isn’t any!
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Rori: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it. Mitah: There is an alternative, then. Rori: Out with it. Mitah: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.
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Zarina rori couldn't find his way out of a paper bag! Rori: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
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Mitah:Â we could make a boys club! Rori:Â Im non-binary. Mitah: Mitah:Â Anti-girls club.
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Rori:Â What's your greatest fear? Zarina:Â Being forgotten. Rori:Â ... Rori:Â Damn, that's deep. Rori:Â Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
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Mitah, trying their first ever cup of coffee:Â I am ENERGY! Zarina, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day:Â Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Mitah:Â You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Mitah:Â It's me.
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Zarina:Â You don't need my blessing to go kiss Rori. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Rori! Mitah:Â Nope. Zarina:Â In that case, as the archbishop of Mitah's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Rori right on the lips!!!
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Zarina:Â I love you. Mitah:Â How many people have you said that to? Zarina:Â Everyone. Mitah:Â What? Zarina:Â I told everyone that I love you.
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Mitah, to Rori: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you. Zarina: Hey, that’s not very nice- Rori: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine! Zarina, forgetting about Mitah: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!












