What's the weirdest sitting position everyone has been found in?
Cause I feel like Soap sits in the weirdest way possible unironically like it's some kind of challenge. Think like, one leg over the back of the couch, the other flat on the floor sort of thing. And he gets genuinely offended when someone asks him to sit normally.
🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️good question good question
Oh yeah. Soap’s gonna win that contest. He doesn’t sit, he fucking perches. One leg thrown over the back of the couch, other one kicked out like he’s auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. He’ll crouch on chairs like a gargoyle, balance food like a damn circus juggler, and then he will look personally insulted if you tell him to “sit normal.”
Gaz isn’t much better. He either curls up into a chair like a cat, or sprawls with his feet somewhere they shouldn’t be... like on Ghost’s lap, or Price’s desk. He calls it “getting comfortable.” Everyone else calls it “move your damn legs.” He’s also the king of the dramatic sideways sprawl across the couch, arm thrown over his eyes like he’s the swooning lass in a soap opera.
Ghost technically looks normal… until you notice he’s not relaxing, he’s observing. Always on the edge of the couch, elbows on knees, perfect view of the exits. Even when he slouches, it’s not... all the way... he’s already clocked the whole room. Man doesn’t sit. He posts. (thinking about the helo scene after price nearly got his face melted off. bro was watchin the whole chopper). He's the type who always has to sit with his back to a wall at a restaurant.
And Price? Starts out normal, yeah. But give him five minutes and he’s melted across the couch like a dog in the sun. Head hanging off the armrest, arms stretched, half-slid down the chair until he looks dead. He’s not being weird, he just lounges so hard he looks dead. (Let my man rest. 😔)
