#evan shitposts

been taking the testosterone that makes you want to fuck your brother

For real there’s this giant sinkhole in Pittsburgh right now and all my friends who live there are just like. Super dismissive about it. Y’all. The Buried is in Pittsburgh and buses are just. Tossing themselves into this hole lmao

instead of hitting my head and going ‘stupid stupid stupid’ when I get mad at myself I’m going into my dads room and yanking his pants down and going ‘stupid stupid stupid’ while bouncing on it. is this anything

I don’t want to live in a world where incest is a socially acceptable kink, how am I meant to get off to my burning shame then

trans girls are my sisters in the sense of our shared experience as transsexuals in this stupid baka life but also in the sense of stuffing my boycunt until i cry from the overstimulation and keeping it down so mom and dad don’t hear

dean forcefemming sam into a surrogate mother/mary. you agree

having a fauxcest blog when you have a paranoid disorder is like having a secret hero identity like I’m literally spiderman

the fact that dean would lock sam away as an attic wife forever, for keeps, for her “safety” is not only subtext but in fact PLAIN TEXT within this show is something I think about a lot