#evalife

Do old men know any other way of starting a conversation than by making lame jokes?

I dressed up for Halloween at work today, and a patron actually gave me a full-size candy bar because of that.

I work at a library, and sometimes when I check things in, it won’t scan right, so I’ll get an error message that says “This is not a valid index.”  And every time, every single time, my gut instinct is to retort “You’re not a valid index!” and I’m just wondering, is there a word or a phrase for that impulse?

1K to go and one hour to write it in!

Almost forgot about the Tony's, but I made it in time for Ragtime!

Baltimore has hands-down the nicest airport restrooms I've ever seen.