"...as we begin our descent...."
The ambassadors of this fine realm on behalf of its inhabitants greet you with a warm welcome, you have arrived just in time. As you disembark follow the signs and stay alert as you adjust to the surface pressure.
The Customs Bureau arrival station is the first check-in point and this is where you will be issued your id and egos. Careful with these as they are exclusive to this realm and cannot be replaced nor refunded, and make sure to keep your valuables close at all times and be watchful for of gangs of well dressed men and women as there have been numerous reports of corporate interests masquerading as governments caught stealing from the commonwealth. These bad actors may appear very convincing but be aware they are master manipulators and bloodthirsty villains.
As a custom we invite you to enjoy all the fruits and splendour of the realm and kindly we ask that if possible you make an effort to practice humility at all times. You are also invited to observe and participate the ceremonies and rituals that make this realm and its creatures truly unique. Remember to check back in with the Customs Bureau Network at times.
Customs thanks you,
