#euvacation

            it takes a bit of asking around, but sacha finally winds up outside of the correct door. he doesn’t hesitate to knock, foot tapping impatiently until the door opens. “ i am looking for the italian one, ” sacha states, eyes darting from the man who answers to the room behind him as if he can sense the italian heritage in the air. “ i am on a quest for a lost painting of da vinci and i need a guide. i am willing to split the profits directly in half. ” he holds out the paper in his hand as evidence, a wall of cryllic text with some russian memes and a crude drawing of the apparent mysterious artwork scattered throughout. “ it is a very generous offer, i think. or at least some boredom relief. ” ( featuring; @eukennedy​. )

            “ is it too obvious? ” sacha’s pouting a bit, but mostly because he spent roughly seventeen euros on the pool skimmer that really will only have one use in his life. unless the whole hockey career slash ceo thing doesn’t work out and he can try his hand as a sexy little pool boy for lonely beverly hills housewives. “ i think it might be suspicious lingering around the fountain in the middle of the night with a giant stick. but when in rome, is that not the saying? ” they could always use it to beat away the guards during their great euro coin trevi robbery. “ maybe we should get one of those pool vacuums and set it loose to do all of the dirty work for us instead. the water looks cold. ” ( featuring; @eugalbraith​ )       

            maybe it had been the excitement of their emergency vacation, maybe it had been the five espresso shots he drank at that cute little cafe less than an hour earlier. certainly it’s no fault of his own, these things just happen sometimes. but the fact that mount vesuvius is now looming over his head instead of the colosseum is a little... troublesome. especially since his legs are shaking too much from overexertion due to his ambitious shadow travel, causing him to stay firmly on the nearest boulder (or is it a fossilized ox? hard to tell with pompeii). if there’s one person to get him out of this situation without nagging him, it’s rostam. so he clutches his nokia tightly and pulls up the contact littered with little greater than three’s. “ i may have a little problem i need help resolving, ” sacha begins. “ though, campania is surprisingly lovely this time of year. ” ( featuring; @rostameu​ )

Kraków Jewish quarter #poland #jewishquarter #Roma # Romaboy #gay #euvacation (at Kazimierz) https://www.instagram.com/scarlet_roma/p/Bt53Qa0FQSC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ablo75k2muqe