Welcome to the game show "Who's done it" where I (Your local enby) ask a question that is painfully obvious for some of the boys we have lined up here, and not so much for the others!
Today's question is *Insert spinning wheel sound* "Have you kissed a girl on the lips before"? Let's see what our boys have to say!
Antinous laughing : the real question is who's the loser who didn't ?
Eurymachus : better yet, how many woman have you ever kissed ?
Ktessipos : EEEEVEN THE RATMAN DID !!
Myia, a maid: calm down it was a bet i lost
Melanthius irritated : a kiss is a kiss you *h*** and nobody asked your opinion
Agelaus : hey hey chill out this isnt important
Kte : easy for you to say agelaus you're an absolute playboy! Our ratman has a looot to learn from you maybe he'll get a lil more than a kiss then~
Melanthius successfully ragebaited: ill slit your throat Ktessipos.
Medon : i never kiss the women i sleep with they are not worthy.
Polybus : *only ever kissed his wife*
Amphinomous and leodes : *pure virgin silence*
Eumaos passing by: *old virgin silence* ....... :D ?