#ethnicheadcanons

“I had in mind more of shock and awe.”

“If you can't drink their booze, take their money and then vote against them, then you're in the wrong business.”

“Ambassador, listen carefully. An hour ago, I reviewed the United States contingency plan to invade your country...1789, amended in 1815. The calligraphy is beautiful. And if one more deal is floated in this room, I'm gonna ask DoD to reactive it.”

“[I can’t believe I don’t have a quote for her]”

“Paying for a state-of-the-art howitzer is a bit like paying for a state-of-the-art bow and arrow. We should kill it.”

“Find her and find her fast. But if Zoey Bartlet turns up dead, I'm going to blow the hell out of something, and God only knows what happens next.”

“Sir, acknowledging the assassination destroys a century’s worth of progress towards international law.”

“By the way, I can't guarantee anything, except to say that if you're dead, chances are I am too.”