Weâre Basically Family at This Point â Soup & Ethan x Reader
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It starts like any other nightâwith Soup yelling from the kitchen and Ethan pretending heâs immune to the chaos. âWhy is there sauce on the ceiling?â Ethan asks, staring up like the answer might appear in marinara. âI was testing gravity,â Soup says, like that explains everything. Youâre on the couch, hugging a throw pillow and laughing so hard you can barely breathe. The smell of slightly burnt garlic bread hangs in the air, and thereâs some random movie playing that none of you are actually watching. âYou guys are hopeless,â you manage between wheezes. Ethan points at you, deadpan. âYouâre part of this now. Legally. You laughed, youâre complicit.â
Soup grins from the doorway, holding a half-broken spatula like a trophy. âExactly. Welcome to the family, Rookie. We got snacks, bad decisions, and unconditional supportâmost of the time.â You roll your eyes, trying to hide the smile tugging at your lips. âThis is not how family works.â âSure it is,â Ethan says, dropping onto the couch beside you. âYou find us, we feed you burnt pizza rolls, and then we emotionally damage you with affection.â âSpeak for yourself,â Soup says, already climbing over the couch back to join you two. âIâd be the favorite sibling.â âYouâre the reason the smoke alarm has trauma,â Ethan fires back. Soup gasps like heâs been personally attacked. âYou wound me, brother.â
Before you can even blink, Soup pulls you and Ethan into a crushing group hugâloud, warm, and entirely too much. Ethan groans, muffled into Soupâs shoulder. âLet go,â he grumbles. âYou smell like regret and tomato sauce.â âYeah,â you laugh, squished in the middle, âbut you love it here.â And honestly⊠you kinda do.
Fifteen minutes later, the three of you are still thereâsprawled out in a ridiculous pile on the couch, half-asleep, half-bickering. The TVâs gone to some late-night infomercial about blenders, and Soup is loudly insisting you all need one. âWe already have a blender,â Ethan says flatly. âYeah, but not the TurboSpin X5000!â Soup counters, waving his phone like heâs ready to place an order. You snort. âYouâd use it once and forget it exists.â âIncorrect,â Soup declares, âIâd use it twice. Once for smoothies, once for chaos.â Ethan doesnât even look up. âThat second oneâs just you throwing stuff in it to see what explodes, isnât it?â ââŠMaybe.â
Thereâs a pause, and then all three of you start laughing again. That kind of laugh that hurts your stomach but makes your chest feel light. The kind that feels like home. Eventually, Ethan slumps deeper into the couch, voice soft and teasing. âYou know, for someone who says they donât like people, Iâve seen you laugh more tonight than all last week.â You shrug, cheeks warm. âGuess thatâs what happens when your familyâs made up of idiots.â âHey,â Soup says, mock-offended, âwe prefer the term lovable degenerates.â You grin. âRight. My mistake.â âGood,â Soup says, satisfied. Then, after a beat, quieter: âStill means you love us, though.â Ethan throws a pillow at him. âDonât make it weird, man.â
Too late. It already wasâbut in that soft, comfortable way that sneaks up on you when you realize youâve accidentally found a place where you belong. And when Soup starts humming some off-key tune under his breath and Ethan groans dramatically into the couch cushion, you canât help but think⊠yeah. You love it here.
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