We’re Basically Family at This Point — Soup & Ethan x Reader
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It starts like any other night—with Soup yelling from the kitchen and Ethan pretending he’s immune to the chaos. “Why is there sauce on the ceiling?” Ethan asks, staring up like the answer might appear in marinara. “I was testing gravity,” Soup says, like that explains everything. You’re on the couch, hugging a throw pillow and laughing so hard you can barely breathe. The smell of slightly burnt garlic bread hangs in the air, and there’s some random movie playing that none of you are actually watching. “You guys are hopeless,” you manage between wheezes. Ethan points at you, deadpan. “You’re part of this now. Legally. You laughed, you’re complicit.”
Soup grins from the doorway, holding a half-broken spatula like a trophy. “Exactly. Welcome to the family, Rookie. We got snacks, bad decisions, and unconditional support—most of the time.” You roll your eyes, trying to hide the smile tugging at your lips. “This is not how family works.” “Sure it is,” Ethan says, dropping onto the couch beside you. “You find us, we feed you burnt pizza rolls, and then we emotionally damage you with affection.” “Speak for yourself,” Soup says, already climbing over the couch back to join you two. “I’d be the favorite sibling.” “You’re the reason the smoke alarm has trauma,” Ethan fires back. Soup gasps like he’s been personally attacked. “You wound me, brother.”
Before you can even blink, Soup pulls you and Ethan into a crushing group hug—loud, warm, and entirely too much. Ethan groans, muffled into Soup’s shoulder. “Let go,” he grumbles. “You smell like regret and tomato sauce.” “Yeah,” you laugh, squished in the middle, “but you love it here.” And honestly… you kinda do.
Fifteen minutes later, the three of you are still there—sprawled out in a ridiculous pile on the couch, half-asleep, half-bickering. The TV’s gone to some late-night infomercial about blenders, and Soup is loudly insisting you all need one. “We already have a blender,” Ethan says flatly. “Yeah, but not the TurboSpin X5000!” Soup counters, waving his phone like he’s ready to place an order. You snort. “You’d use it once and forget it exists.” “Incorrect,” Soup declares, “I’d use it twice. Once for smoothies, once for chaos.” Ethan doesn’t even look up. “That second one’s just you throwing stuff in it to see what explodes, isn’t it?” “…Maybe.”
There’s a pause, and then all three of you start laughing again. That kind of laugh that hurts your stomach but makes your chest feel light. The kind that feels like home. Eventually, Ethan slumps deeper into the couch, voice soft and teasing. “You know, for someone who says they don’t like people, I’ve seen you laugh more tonight than all last week.” You shrug, cheeks warm. “Guess that’s what happens when your family’s made up of idiots.” “Hey,” Soup says, mock-offended, “we prefer the term lovable degenerates.” You grin. “Right. My mistake.” “Good,” Soup says, satisfied. Then, after a beat, quieter: “Still means you love us, though.” Ethan throws a pillow at him. “Don’t make it weird, man.”
Too late. It already was—but in that soft, comfortable way that sneaks up on you when you realize you’ve accidentally found a place where you belong. And when Soup starts humming some off-key tune under his breath and Ethan groans dramatically into the couch cushion, you can’t help but think… yeah. You love it here.
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