#ethanlikeadabee

AceSpectre: today I bring you fanfic, tomorrow? Probably arguing with Sainsbury's finest levi via reblogs

Eras xox: *reading off hand* g...gen...gen? sig? gehn sim?

Ethan: *incoherent shouting into the void*

Well I have now collected the whole set

The almighty nuh has been removed from the wall

I've (Creamy/the elytrian) adopted 3 kids

Eras is the oldest that gets away with everything, Dave The cunt fairy is the middle child who is the reason he have rules, and the youngest is the (new) blazeborn who gets dragged into the other twos shit

I've got a new enderchest

Dave can now canonically possess their younger brother and use him to cause chaos

The fish tank now has a lock

Sofas go for dirt cheap on Facebook marketplace

Roman is still god

I got netherite

Paradox/Ace isn't helping my predicament with 3 newly acquired children

Dave was a goose in a past life that used they/them pronouns

Maggie Thatch Is Dead Once More

Ignorant bitch is back

Twatballs is next on the agender

Is the daughter of the god of inconveniences

Her father created the idea of thorns (whats more annoying then picking a flower and being stabbed) so she never once gets pricked by one

There are all sorts of vines with thorns around the base which leads to everyone, mostly Creamy, getting stabbed by them

Has dark blue vine marks going up her arm

Goes by Paradox but her real name is Daisy

Only Roman, her godmother, knows this and takes great pride in inconveniencing people saying she’s ‘hanging out with Daisy’ but providing no context

Is the babysitter if Lob isn’t available because she will make sure the kids are safe but teach them how to pick-pocket 

Was the server thief before Cubbard came along but still steal for Eras

Is the wine aunt to Creamy’s feral kids

Eras is her favourite and will steal for her

The resident potion maker 

(this is because I know too much about potions)

Her favourite flowers are pink tulips, alliums and blue orchids

She has no pupils in her eyes cause that’s where your soul is meant to be

Has fangs but doesn’t like showing them but they will grow when she gets mad

s h o r t

Taunt

One day

Never gonna give you up (yes, we rick rolled)

Two trucks

Housebuilding song (from rdr2)

Dreams speedrunning music

Egirls are ruining my life

Teaching little bastard bee child how to fly

Sitting next to eras's tank when she has nightmares

Shielding blaze borne part 2 electric boogaloo from the rain with its wings

Cuddling with its wings wrapped around the kids

Telling bee and blaze stories of their time as the god killer when they were kids (eras wasn't found until they were a late teen I think)

Dad jokes, but he's about as good at expressing emotion as me so they're always told in a monotone voice with a deadpan expression

Not being able to swim that well bc it's wings weigh him down in water so he just lies on the top with their wings spread to float while it's aquatic chaos gremlin swims circles around him humming the jaws theme

Using it's wings as a makeshift canopy for blaze so his kids can play together when it rains

Visiting roman's tavern during holidays and her teaching all the gremlins to refer to them as "Sky Daddy"

Bee and Blaze drawing their little patchwork family and them sticking the drawings on the storage barrels

Bee sized middle child perching on his wings when they can't be arsed to walk