The almighty nuh has been removed from the wall

I've (Creamy/the elytrian) adopted 3 kids

Eras is the oldest that gets away with everything, Dave The cunt fairy is the middle child who is the reason he have rules, and the youngest is the (new) blazeborn who gets dragged into the other twos shit

I've got a new enderchest

Dave can now canonically possess their younger brother and use him to cause chaos

The fish tank now has a lock

Sofas go for dirt cheap on Facebook marketplace

Roman is still god

I got netherite

Paradox/Ace isn't helping my predicament with 3 newly acquired children

Dave was a goose in a past life that used they/them pronouns

Maggie Thatch Is Dead Once More

Ignorant bitch is back

Twatballs is next on the agender

He can't pronounce his piglin friend's name so he just calls them "piggy", Pepper when he wants to annoy them with Overworld things they won't understand or "Poggy" when they do something impressive

He braids Paradox's flowers into his hair sometimes

Has burn scars from just General Fuckery in the nether

Some of his feather are also a bit burnt, but nothing debilitating or inherently obvious

Him and Piggy sometimes just sit on the roof of the bastion and judge other piglins

Smells of gunpowder from creeper farming and Nether-y smells (ash, smoke, shit like that) most of the time but if he spends a lot of time in the overworld he starts to smell more like freshly baked bread from Roman's tavern and flowers from Paradox's garden

Funnily enough doesn't actually like spending long periods of time in the Nether because the constant presence of a roof makes him feel trapped

Offers to buy Eras fish and chips every Friday without fail just to annoy her

His sexual orientation is attracted to stupid and dangerous situations and identifies as a general inconvenience

He has a necklace made from a Nether gold chain and one of Piggy's tusks when it fell out in a fight (they grow back dw)

Piggy has a necklace made of vines from my oc's cave and a feather that got pulled out during that fight

He has a tattoo on his neck of waves because they remind him of Eras

He keeps the blanket he originally gave to Lob after he followed my oc home

Is the daughter of the god of inconveniences

Her father created the idea of thorns (whats more annoying then picking a flower and being stabbed) so she never once gets pricked by one

There are all sorts of vines with thorns around the base which leads to everyone, mostly Creamy, getting stabbed by them

Has dark blue vine marks going up her arm

Goes by Paradox but her real name is Daisy

Only Roman, her godmother, knows this and takes great pride in inconveniencing people saying she’s ‘hanging out with Daisy’ but providing no context

Is the babysitter if Lob isn’t available because she will make sure the kids are safe but teach them how to pick-pocket 

Was the server thief before Cubbard came along but still steal for Eras

Is the wine aunt to Creamy’s feral kids

Eras is her favourite and will steal for her

The resident potion maker 

(this is because I know too much about potions)

Her favourite flowers are pink tulips, alliums and blue orchids

She has no pupils in her eyes cause that’s where your soul is meant to be

Has fangs but doesn’t like showing them but they will grow when she gets mad

s h o r t

The song perfectly fits the town I live in

Tall ginger bastard: sure you can't make anything cause it's your birthday that day

Taunt

One day

Never gonna give you up (yes, we rick rolled)

Two trucks

Housebuilding song (from rdr2)

Dreams speedrunning music

Egirls are ruining my life