Dec 12, 2014
"Darling, pretending being engaged to you made me think how great we are together and how crazy I am about you...
...and by "great," I mean "I will never want to actually marry you" and by "crazy about you," I mean "I think we can both do better." Let's break up."
--said no person ever, except when they're characters on a tv show that desperately wants to "surprise" its viewers.
Geez Castle writers, I know you wanted us to not know which way things were going to go, but how about sticking to at least some principles of realism in dialogue? That was pathetic.
