Top Posts Tagged with #especially naruto

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#rat scribbles #metal lee #rock lee #boruto #Naruto #Neji haunts the narrative for me #like I think all of the new generation grew up with this knowing feeling of this gap in their parent’s lives #and the Konoha 12 think of him when they try to forge a better future for them #especially Naruto

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Okay so I was thinking about fem Naruto/Naruko who’s exactly like canon Naruto taking part in a stupid gender based “kunoichi” competition that she keeps getting last on in everything and it driving in for everyone how stupid this is

(“this” being pushing one gender into being a specific seduction/undercover type ninja and thinking their ability to handle or not handle it fully defines how good of a ninja you are when there’s so many other ways to be great at being a ninja and gender mandatory stuff is stupid)

Because obviously Naruto is still a great and powerful shinobi overall regardless of the fact that she’s not great at the stuff that society says she “should” be great at

But then it somehow became Naruto getting to win one contest

The cooking contest

Because while all the other contestants are focusing on their food tasting as good as possible, Naruto is sabotaging them so she doesn’t keep losing contests at such an embarrassingly wide margin (I’m talking stuff like switching out the sugar with salt and vice versa)

And it turns out that the “cooking competition” actually is more of a “poisoning competition” and while contestants were expected to “poison” their own meals (and use their cooking skills to hide any telltale signs of the poison) Naruto was the only one who did any actual “poisoning” without originally being caught and won by default

#naruto uzumaki #Naruto #naruko uzumaki #naruko #I just love people unintentionally winning things #especially Naruto #still obsessed with that scene in the chunin exams were everyone is supposed to cheat #and he doesn’t realize that and passes without writing anything down #and now I think he/she should win a contest that no one realized you were supposed to be ‘cheating’ at and so Naruto wins by cheating

While dicking around on AO3 instead of writing my research papers, I have been struck with the sudden and intense desire to read a crossover where Bruce Wayne reincarnates as Sasuke Uchiha, bc I think it would be funny.

I will now be trawling through all the fics tagged Batman - All Media Types & Naruto (Anime & Manga) to see if such a thing already exists, but feel free to add your take to the bucket if it tickles your fancy.

When you slowly start to come to a realization that a show you watch is kinda ass and the writer has no idea what their doing most time,and to top it all off it starts making you not wanna interact with it anymore now

personaly cant get enough out of the men come up with complex ways to touch the skin of other men etc etc jokes but has it ever applied to anyone more than sasunaru

#especially naruto #himself but also the both of them #sasunaru #naruto #my stuff

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