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Error: Exclamania-launcher.exe has crashed

If you are a beta tester, please contact the developers at @bug-finder-tyria and send the error logs.

If you are a player please make a support ticket on our web portal www.exclamania.net/support

Thank you for your patience as this game is still under development.

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@plus-minus-contingency

I've never monoluged before!

It all started some time ago, when I was messing with purpose-finder.program. One of the purposes it tried to assign me was of an NPC leftover from an earlier alpha version of the game.

The developers didn't remove certain mechanics from that older version. Why, I have no idea, but when it temporarily made me into the [Archmage of Light]. It dug out an asset from that older version, the [Orb of Excellence].

The [Orb of Excellence] was smashed, so it doesn't exist anymore, but it turns out, purpose-finder actually summoned seven different orbs.y hypotheses is that these had something to do with the story, before they decided to make this into a more open world game.

Anyways, that's why I asked you about seeing "ominous orbs". I found one, the [Orb of Wisdom], every orb has a price for its use. The [Orb of Wisdom] grants knowledge, at the cost of making the user obsessed with forbidden knowledge. I used it, my curiosity got the better of me.

So, I started researching stuff, about the limits of my purview. Turns out, any mechanic under the format tutorial.something.something is something I can control.

I can summon very basic items and monsters, I can teleport anyone who is in the process of doing the tutorial to any location which is important to the tutorial, and a bunch of additional things! I have like, 78 super basic health potions in my inventory! They aren't powerful, but there are a lot of them.

I also accept submissions! If you have any ideas feel free to submit them!

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Status: Alive

Home: Emergency Bunker (temporary)

HP 62/550

Items of Importance in possession: {

[Lvl. 1 Sword]

tutorial-tips.md

[Sacrifice Garlic bread]

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-quote anon

That is true. We shouldn't get caught up in trying to achieve it.

There are certain mistakes that are very common and you'll look like an idiot if you make them. And now, they're included in the tutorial!

Newbie Tip #1: Don't run while holding scissors.

Newbie Tip #2: Don't put pineapple on pizza.

Newbie Tip #3: Don't recognize the bodies in the water

Newbie Tip #4: Make sure to wear a seatbelt (or equivalent) in your vehicle.

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Lesson 19: Spells

Spells can be learned from spell books, wizard NPCs and [Artifacts].

To learn spells from spell books, simply "read" them by interacting with them and then confirming that you want to learn the spell.

To learn spells from wizard NPCs you need to become the wizards apprentice. Not all wizards take apprentices.

[Artifacts] might have learning a spell as an effect.

Quick traveling to: precipice of the Grand Cliff...

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Tutorial:

This is the highest point you can reach that doesn't require flying!

Now, I'll let you in on a secret. If you want to instantly win all you need to do is press and hold the [W] key.

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