Mar 2, 2023
Bam more doodles deal with it *spreads my eridirkjake propaganda while I'm at it*
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Bam more doodles deal with it *spreads my eridirkjake propaganda while I'm at it*
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They’re arguing about which movie to watch 😨🙏😞⁉️😳👀🗣💯🤨😢👀👀😳🅱️😫🧍🗣😂😞😔⁉️🙏😨🤔🤔⁉️💯😰😰🤨😳😢😢👀😭😫😞🗣😔💔😞💯😢🗣💔😞😂
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Apparently it’s Polyshipping day and also Jake’s birthday and since I was feeling bitter again recently over the lack of happy, healthy, non-cheating EriDirkJake on AO3 I banged this out really quick.
Dirk and Eridan get ready for their boyfriend's birthday.
Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Homestuck
Relationships:
Eridan Ampora/Jake English/Dirk Strider
Eridan Ampora/Jake English
Eridan Ampora/Dirk Strider
Jake English/Dirk Strider
Cotton Candy for like one sentence
Characters:
Dirk Strider
Eridan Ampora
Jake English
Roxy Lalonde
Jane Crocker
Calliope (Homestuck)
Jade Harley
Additional Tags:
Because apparently it's Polyshipping day and also Jake's birthday
Fluff
Domestic Fluff
There is NO EriDirkJake on AO3 the closest you can get is Dirk cheating with Jake or Jake cheating with Dirk there is a distinct lack of these dorks in a healthy polyamory and I am going to fix that with 7 pages of fluff.
I have a million projects, outlines, and plots I should be working on but instead I’m writing a fanfic about three stupid lovey-dovey boyfriends in an apartment with their cat.
And it’s like the fluffiest shit I’ve ever written too.
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Humanstuck where Dirk, Jake, and Eridan are boyfriends who share an apartment and one day Jake brings home a white stray cat and names it Angel and Eridan has a job at an aquarium so he smells like fish and Angel is always attacking him and biting his fingers. It’s driving him nuts and Dirk is thinking about fencing off an area for the cat or giving her to Roxy but Eridan is like “no, I will surrender no territory and Jake fucking loves her and I will tame this cat.” And he eventually starts bringing fish bits home from work so the cat associates him with getting fish and not say, a giant fish and it works out great.