send me a ship and i’ll tell you …
—— Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
We both know that they both have cried over a disney movie at least once even if they don’t want to admit it.
—— Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
I say Eren did it because he was curious but Jean did it because he forgot that he left it in there. They both freaked out and lamented over their lost microwave.
—— Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Eren does it to Jean all the time, just coming up behind him and putting his hands over his eyes. If it’s in the modern verse he gets his fingerprints all over his glasses, being a complete butt.
—— Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
I firmly believe that Eren if a human heater, so Jean just clings onto him, putting anything cold against his heated skin.
—— Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?
Jean does, Jean so does it’s a little embarrassing how many reality tv shows he watches and records.
—— Who laughs more during sex?
Eren does, like Jean or him cracks a joke and they’re both cracking up laughing in the middle of sex.
—— WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
Jean is hands down unless Eren wants to be cuddled.