hehe ✆ ø # % $ (i’m terrified!)
[ devon, 8:34 am: ] so for some reason when i woke up today i somehow tricked myself into thinking you were just out getting us breakfast?? so i’ve decided you owe me some next time you’re in town because i DESPERATELY need it now… i’m withering away as we speak…… 😪
[ devon, 8:35 am: ] do you wish i sent you cheesy inspirational quotes every morning instead of this??? be honest
[ devon, 8:35 am: ] good morning btw ❤️
[ devon, 8:36 am: ] miss you a lot today
[ devon, 2:16am: ] sooooo i can’t sleep (pretend to be shocked please) which means i’m reading your book for like the 20th time
[ devon, 2:18am: ] somehow it’s even better every time i reread? i don’t even know how. i’m just so fucking in awe of you, miller, all the time
[ devon, 2:18am: ] fuck i wish you were here right now
[ devon, 2:20am: ] will this ever get any easier?
[ devon, 2:21am: ] sorry i’m having a moment i think but this is getting a sequel right?? or like at least 30 more books??? the story can’t be over yet
[ devon, 10:31pm: ] warning ❗️ VERY sexy nsfw x-rated pic incoming ❗️
[ devon, 10:31pm: ] (picture)
[ devon, 10:32pm: ] i just spilled a giant bowl of cereal all over my rug at 10pm and i’m very much not okay 🤪
[ devon, 10:32pm: ] i know i’m sooooo hot control urself please
[ devon, 10:32pm: ] (i actually cannot stop crying i just wanted to be sad and eat cereal and lay on the floor why does this happen to me)
[ devon, 8:51pm: ] sorry is eden holding you hostage or something?? do i need to call in a hostage negotiator to help you escape?
[ devon, 8:52pm: ] just wondering bc i haven't been able to get within 10ft of u all night without earning a very scary look
[ devon, 8:52pm: ] i'm probably leaving soon anyway so let her know she can drop the bodyguard routine soon and actually have a good time
[ devon, 6:43pm: ] (picture)
[ devon, 6:43pm: ] ok what about this one? if everyone hates my art i’ll just manufacture a nip slip to distract them all
[ devon, 6:43pm: ] ugh maybe i just shouldn’t go everything i try on is horrible i don't rly need to be there for my own opening do i? i think it's fine
[ devon, 6:47pm: ] wait oh my god
[ devon, 6:47pm: ] fuck noooooo i’m so sorry i meant to send that to erica while also trying to text u back FUCK this is why i shouldn’t ever try to multitask
[ devon, 6:49pm: ] this is SO embarrassing i’m so sorry please ignore it or block me idk i deserve it at this point