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here is some homestuck SLOPPPP. have fun rubs my bellay
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here is some homestuck SLOPPPP. have fun rubs my bellay
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Karkat x Everyone Loser's Round 4
Bracket 4
Karkat x Tavros
Karkat x Equius
No ship hate! <3
Sorry not sorry I think equius and karkat wouldve made each other better
underrated
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I just started following you recently so I don't know what pairings you like, but could you write an equikar royal au?
>You stand almost a full foot taller than the prince, the top of his head coming up just over your collarbone, but he’s much louder than you are. He’s standing at the door to his chambers sending off maids and other prying eyes, wrapped in a robe with his hair sleep-messy, and you can’t help but think that he’s the most gorgeous thing you’ve ever laid eyes on. He’s so strong.
Once all the maids are sent away, Karkat turns back to you and relocks his door, his smile failing when he sees you finishing tying your boots. “Where are you going? I thought you didn’t have any duties today.” He walks up to you as you stand, frowning, his hands coming up to settle on your bare shoulders; he’s so warm.
“I, ah, I don’t want to cause you any trouble, is all.” You can feel your voice withering in your chest. “I know the maids ask questions.” He leads you to sit, crawling into your lap once you do. “I don’t want to be in the way.” He kisses you and he’s so gentle.
“I don’t care about the maids. I don’t give a fuck.” He kisses you again, demanding as ever. “I care about you. We’re not betrothed to each other so we can hate it, right?” He kisses you again, slower, and your hands come up to sit on his back, to pull him in. “Just one more month, and we’ll be official. It’s okay. Stay here today, please. I love your company.” He’s so sweet.
A Eulogy for all the Homestuck ships that didn't make it.
JohnKat: Sunk by a meme. Tragic.
DadMom: Sunk by a violent stabbing, also Tragic.
JadeJohn and DaveRose: Goddamn, Hussie pulled a George Lucas on us there. "You like that ship? Well they're related now, whoopsie!"
JohnDave: Well, you'll always have A03 at least.
JadeRose: The forgotten Beta ship. You were cute.
DaveTavros: You were a thing apparently? Well the fanart was cute.
Gamrezi: You'll always have the Shelby Cragg AU's at least.
TaVris: Hmmm....
GamTav: I have so many sad and complicated feelings towards you. It's hard and nobody understands.
GamKar: There was so much unexplored potential and too much offscreen development.
JohnRose: Never liked you, but you deserved better than a bunch of people throwing a fit over a t-shirt.
Erisol: I'll miss the spades, and your Sprite.
Equara: God remember that anon that really really really hated this ship? Remember the harassment and gore submissions? That shit was wild... and creepy. Don't do this over fictional relationships kids.
JasproseJane: Never saw that one coming did we?
JohnVris: I will Remem8er You!
AraSol: Confirmed? Sunk? Aw well, you had a good run.
SolFef: Goddamnit Eridan.
EriSolFef: "We coulda had it aaaaaaall"
Rufioh/Damara: A foot note in the backstory that could have been explored more.
Daverezi: Sunk offscreen no less! A true shame.
Karezi: Retconned out of existence and the two don't even talk anymore. Ouch.
EquiKar: Fuck all of you this was cute.
VrisKan: Sigh. Rest in Peace Vriskan, may the shippers sing you to your grave.
Les8fins: Damnit Aranea!
Les8fins 2.0: Dammnit Meenah!
Meulin/Kurloz: Wow, that was an odd couple wasn't it?
Grimluck: I want to believe.
@ anyone who was reading of beasts and brotherhood before I dropped off the face of the planet for two and a half years: I am planning on updating it. I am only planning to update one final chapter, the nsfw chapter. I've grown out of this AU and now that Homestuck is over its the furthest from canon compliant that it could be. I wanted it to be much much bigger and I still love the concept but after my computer died and I lost all the progress id made past what's currently uploaded, then my life kind of collapsing in on me, other projects unfinished, Homestuck ending, joining new fandoms, I really don't have it in me anymore to round out and complete the universe like I wanted. So I'll have one more chapter up for you that WILL be nsfw because that's where it was always headed anyhow and then I'll mark it "complete". Thanks