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Valentine's Day 2014 Tumblr Crushes!

jeffersonthemadhatter

epistolaryconnotations

sheepishdemon

redheadedmadness.

satdeshret

deaexlibris

thornedlily

hope-hazard

arthurpoo

Shhh, don't tell them I have a crush on them! ;D

Kari!! I fell asleep! That means I’ll try extra hard now.

1. First impression:

Wow, for being Kat’s best friend, this girl is really quiet.

2. Truth is: 

I think you’re the most caring person I’ve ever met. You care about EVERYONE and never have a mean thing to say, ever. Also you’re hecka pretty.

3. How old do you look: 

You look 25.25 years YOUNG.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: 

Always!!

5. Have you ever made me mad: 

Never, girl! 

6. Best feature: 

Hmmm. It’s a tough call between how badass you are, your taste in all things clothes and movies, and how patient and kind you are!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

Unfortunately, we are both heterosexual.

8. You’re my: 

Choir sister!

9. Name in my phone: 

Kari. I’m soooo creative.

10. Should you post this too?

1: If you were of the opposite gender, what name would you want to have?

My favourite names are Alex, Christian, Ben, and Matt, so definitely one of those names! Probably Ben. I feel like I could pull off Ben.4: If your crush or significant other were to turn in to a ferret, what would you do? Would you still like/love them?

Bahaha, that’s awesome! And I’ve got to be brutally honest, I haven’t talked to my crush extensively. I mean, he sounds like a sweetheart, but I probably wouldn’t like him as much as I do because he’s a beautiful human. On the outside. We’re trying to get to the inside.

7: What is your spirit animal?

I hope it’d be an otter. They’re resourceful and use tools and hold hands and they are precious. I wish I was an otter.

However, my true spirit animal is Mel from Flight of the Conchords.

10: If you were a farmer, what would you grow?

Probably wheat. That’s a lame answer. But on my aunt’s farm (canola, peas, corn, barley, you name it), the wheat is the most gorgeous crop (second to canola). 

13: Rural area, small town, suburb, or big city?

Rural area or big city and no in between. I either have to live on a farm/acreage or in a city of at least 500,000 people, because the middle ground is WEIRD.

16: What is your favorite month, excluding whichever month contains your birthday?

I really like March and September. I don’t know why I like March, because the weather is always god-awful, but September has the best weather and fall is so beautiful and it’s harvest. 

19: Do you prefer rivers, lakes, or oceans?

I love them all, and for different reasons. Probably rivers most, because that’s what I’ve grown up with. They’re the most forest-y.

22: What is the highest number of cats you can imagine yourself owning?

2. I’m a dog person. 

25:What is your least favorite illicit substance?

Wow. Probably meth? Or heroin? Probably meth. 

28: What is your favorite album artwork?

Ah, cool! Well, it’s not the most beautiful or groundbreaking or whatever, but Matt Costa’s Songs We Sing album is just stunning. I don’t know why I feel such an emotional connection to it, but just looking at the cover makes me happy.

31: What is your least favorite casual dining establishment?Wendy’s. Everyone I know seems to fucking love Wendy’s and I have no goddamn clue why. Their chicken tastes weird. 

34: What is your preferred projectile?

Rocket. Duh. (question: would a penis count as a projectile? Would a mouth?)

37: What song did you most recently get tired of due to its overplaying?Not tired of it AT ALL, but I’ve played Hopeless Wanderer by Mumford and Sons a lot recently because I’m so deeply and irrevocably in love with the music video. Now it’s really stuck in my head.

40: What brought you to Tumblr?

My friend refused to talk to me until I got a Tumblr. My first month I only reblogged photos of Ron Swanson.

43: Who is your favorite one-hit wonder of the last twenty years?

20 years? I’m just going to answer my favourite of all time, because no one can tell me what to do. It’s “In The Year 2525” by Zager and Evans (fun fact: my old blog was zagerandevans for a while!)

46: What is your least favorite song from your favorite musical?Let’s see. My favourite musical is Sweeney Todd, so my least favourite would be Johanna. Dat shit’s creepy.

49: Who is your favorite fictional villain?

Darth Vader.

Phin’s the name i’m attempting to flirt with them is the game

K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.

I am the very definition of "daddy issues". Like, t's bad. But I love my mum and step-dad. 

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

I just didn't like him anymore. It wasn't a big blow out thing. 

I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

I have 5 piercings in my ears and I'm thinking of getting an industrial.