So with geromely being ok, we were continuate to Moe-burg with the power of pantene and Selsunblue. we stopped at a small village called Yanderington alittle before Moe-burg. We went into an open market in town. i discouraged Sempai from buying a jar of lingon berry jam. i bet you can guess what she told me... thats right. she said "Ok orangesaft-kun." and put it down. we decided to check into a hotel for the night. all our room are belong to us for the night. we went down the hall to get some snacks from the vending machine. Just as i was about to put the dollar in, inge stopped me.

"What are you doing here!?" she was talking to the vending machine."Why aren't you with him?" i was about to chastise her for talking to it but then it responded.

"i'm not talking to you, Ingebord." the vending machine said. baffled by a talking vending machine, i stayed silent during the exchange.

"Chad is gonna wonder where you are. why are you here?"

"i needed a break from his Majikal Epididymus stuff. you know.Guy stuff."

"i still can't forgive him for the scourage he has laid upon me and Orangesaft."

"ubah iblin kahn la..." i mumbled because a talking vending machine baffled me still.

"Oh, orangesaft doesn't know you. orangesaft-kun this is vending machine-chan. Chad's girlfriend and My classmate." Inge said. I wonder how a vending machine can be sentient, let alone goto school. I managed to pull myself out of being stunned to be long enought for introduction of myself.

"h-hi, I'm Orangesaft." it was weird talking to a vending machine. it even had a face. o god.

"i'm sorry for about chad stealing." she said. we is been despareto. our love is forbidden and he is needing to transmute for unforbidification. Let me put on some clothes, i feel embarassed." the vending machine then sprouted legs and walked to its room. Let me repeat that. The vending machine sprouted legs and walked to its room! i am so done with everything. a minute later, she emerged fully clothed and with her hair (which didn't exist a minute before) in double buns and had arms now.

"can we call you anything other than Vending machine?" i asked gingerly.

"Y'all can call me Candi." the vending machine responded.

"i'm glad you're comfortable enough to tell me your name." Inge said.

Then Gooby the wizard burst through the window. and he had a look in his eye. the kind of look that a postman who just got fired would have. he held his wizarding staff and sang all the tracks on gentle giant's first album at the same time. impressive. then he spoke

"Chad Hath sent me."

"For what? you little shit." inge said

"assassingation at all costs" and he started shooting beams of magic (the legit stuff) all around and at us. it was go time. I charged the two great powers pantene and selsun blue and used both.

"Spaalow babaguuscootiesPantene!" i exploded. a large beam was launched at gooby. he was on the ground in pain. he stood up and puked a rainbow. then he fell face first into the rainbow puke. then i believe he soiled himself because i smelled chamomile tea. then he appeared to have a boner and blushed at the sight of me.

"y-you haven't w-won yet b-baka." he was attracted to me because of the power of selsun blue.

"i-i'll show you how its done." then he transformed and smacked me across the room. i was dizzified and unable to intervine in the tradgedy about to unfold. he shot Candi-senpai with a beam. then she became evil. i could feel it in her body and soul. her hair changed to tangled and matted mess. her clothes dark like the bad guy from the star wars. inga was paralyzed by the event that had unfolded in front of her.

"no! not Candi~ :(" inga said.

"bring it on bitch" former candi challenged.

I managed to bring myself to my feet and was forced back to back with inga.

"Orange, fight gooby. let me deal with Candi." she said. i was about to interject but she looked at me with ttears in her eyes. i stil cri evrytiem. i charged off to fight gooby. i kicked him in the face and he was defeat. i went to go see how inga was doing. she was locked in combat with Candi.

"lets do this bitch!" candi said

" i don't want to fight you. this isn't you candi." she said

"youre lying."

"fight it candi. i want my friend back. fight it for me." so she did

"I MUST FIGHT IT!" candi was fired up. she groaned one loud yell and the lock on her back broke. she was to become who she really was. it was japanese transformation time.she started as just a naked vending machine. Moe shoes appeared around her feet. a ribbon wrapped her curvy rectangular body. it slowly became Kawaii clothes that slightly resembled a really showy japanese school girl outfit with some ribbons. then i light flashed and she had a sugoi hat on. a staff appeared in her hands. and her transformation was completed. she became a magical girl.

"i have another trick up my sleave!" a voice said.

it was gooby. re-vitalized. then Candi fired a Rainbow beam from her staff and he was embeded in a wall.

"nevermind." he said. Candi and Inge hugged as tears streamed down their faces. inge said

"everything was alright to be"

"y'know. i used to be some nerd that lived in baka-ville. a normal everyday life but i wanted more. then chad approached me. he held the tools of change, so i joined."

"You can join us" i said

"really?" gooby said.

"you can be good again. join us and we'll rule the galaxy as father and son" i said

"really?"

"not that part" and we all laughed like the end of an episode of the Fuccons. Moe burg here we come.

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