#epicsmp

vaguely twinkish intern charlie: did you name the wifi at bungerburg “burger time”

og: swagger “figures out” a way to dimension hop via the void only a few people can see (notably ted swagger and a few others but that detail isn’t that important). bungerburg has its revolution with schlatt and swagger being the only survivors after they kill the revolters. despite this schlatt dies to a skeleton, leaving swagger to jump into the void alone. but back to him “figuring out” dimension travel because he totally didn’t and he just cursed himself into floating in the abyss for all of time because of the sins he caused against mankind

yeah the ending was basically retconned for epicsmp2 but nobody gaf about that relaunch SRY

my ending: swagger knowing the void exists isn’t true here sorry. only epic ted could see that thing originally so that’s ted’s ancestor either creating what would become the smpl void cult or it’s just a chekovs gun for smplive. bungerburg had its revolution and they were Much more successful, but schlatt still dies to a skeleton (it shot him thru the heart Lawl) instead of by someone’s hand. his bloodline gets cursed (u can kind of guess what the curse entails by his death) bcs of it and because the god narrator guy still condemns both of them. but swagger manages to gtfo before more revolters storm bungerburg and he kind of like. disappears for a while and all that. like a hundred years. he’s probably cursed with immortality too even tho he was already a robot with a soul in it but he’s like #haunted by epicsmp as a whole for the rest of his life