#epee captain

“if you really want to hide a body use hydrofluoric acid”-sabre coach

“Fencers are lying liars and they will tell you they understand even if they have no idea”-the same coach

“I can’t tell if I’m bleeding or if this is just red velvet.”- Assistant Sabre coach

“What’s a friendly eating between friends”-epee captain

“Did you see the coach throwing a temper tantrum”-club manager(my best friend<3)

 “I give you permission to beat up my boyfriend, just not his pretty face.” -club manager(my best friend<3)

“I hate stabbing people”-senior epee

I love these people😂