Translation:
Speech bubble: "pay taxes"
The lower text: Eolos-36 (with a stapler)
You know i love robots, androids and artificial humans. I just kinda kin them. And this dude is one of my favorite robot oc's.
His name is Eolos-36. Initially he was a character for a Pathfinder adventure. Eolos is 70 years old. He was sold to a trade guild as an accountant. But he was too good at calculating taxes that it drove his bosses insane. So they decided: "if our accountant cares so much about taxes, let him work in the tax service!". Then Eolos started working at tax service and his specialisation was "magic items taxes". And he worked there for almost 70 years (the trade guild got rid of him after a half of an year of his existing) without any vacations. Once he was forced to go to some corporative party. Everyone was drunk and they saw the android who was trying to ignore the party. They asked Eolos to participate in shooting competition. Surprisingly, he agreed. And... He won. Everyone was scared cause they saw Eolos as some sort of calculator and he used the guns like he was created to use them. After some research they found out that Eolos was created as war machine. And this explained to them why Eolos had a toothpick range of emotions.
Our GM said Eolos is more a joke than a character and i need to make him more tragic. But he worked in offices for 70 years! And he is 70 years old! This ALREADY is a tragedy, lol! He took his first vacation to find a girl who was caught too many times on hiding magic items, basically, to work more. This is how he got in the adventures. When he found out his contract was over, he felt destroyed, cause he knows nothing but taxes and how to use guns.
Facts about Eolos:
he used to live in a wardrobe (futurama reference)
he knows infernal language cause all tax service workers know it
when he is bored, he starts counting in the binary system
once his hair got in a printer and stuck there so he needed to cut it. it didn't grow back (also his colleagues got to know that it's possible to swear in binary code)
when he wants to be friends with someone, he says that he can help them with calculating taxes (usually people run away)
since he never had vacations and barely used his salary, when his contract was over, he became pretty wealthy so he bought a big house (and he still used just a wardrobe there to live)
he thinks his parents are tax codex and an abacus
when he was 61, his right part of face stopped moving properly but nobody noticed it cause his face expression never changes
he calls non-androids "meat people"
he wants to have friends, but others are scared of him cause he's the uncanny valley incarnation TM. Sometimes he decides that someone is his friend, even if they don't agree with that and don't want to see this android in their life EVER
he has problems with understanding what he feels. so he decided that he just never feels anything
Also a colorless version
