#env 3

If you do, let me know!

So basically I was upstairs studying, (my phone was in my hand, the paper was in my other) but I couldnt concentrate because some little GRIMLINS, were making too much noise.. So i screamed at them to bequiet.. they didnt listen -_-. So stupid ol' me decides to bring my phone with me downstairs, & decides to beat the mess outta them (playfully) Next thing I know, Im tripping over my sisters toys, dropping my cellphone, and when I opened it there were blue and red lines on the screen.

I feel like the fact that I have a shitty phone that always turns off in the middle of texts messages, or for no particular reason at all would be a mildly humorous characteristic for a sitcom. All his cool friends have cool smart phones, and occasionally crack jokes at him and his phone's expense in the midst of their everyday activities. "Oh you can play call of duty, watch porn, smoke a cigarette, and have a conversation on the phone with your grandmother all simultaneously on with the same machine? Thats cool, hang on a second, I have to clean my battery contacts and hope that the screen lights up."