#enter the patchfaceverse

Meet Hoppaw! A very thickset brown tabby apprentice with an underbite. Dense as a stump, and the most loyal apprentice you could ask for. Just a genuine lovable meathead with big ass paws. Can not be trusted to help Mudstep with collecting herbs. That poor chervil root got dug into mulch.

All his stats went into loyalty and exuberance and not a single one went to wisdom much to Midgepaw's immense frustration.

THAT apprentice at the gathering that is all My clan is the best clan and my mentor is the best.

Hoppaw is probably like freshmen frat boy with his mentor eager to please and not going to ask questions.

"Don't you think Crowfood is creepy and suspicious?" -Midgepaw

" W H A T? She seems cool, not Bravestar cool but she looks like she's won a fight or two. You're actually complaining about super strong looking warrior joined your clan? Dude...." -Hoppaw

Has absolutely no inkling that every word out of his mouth is Midgepaw Ragebait.

Rare moment of afterlife girlfriends NOT experiencing the HORRORS. From @scarechrow 's patchfaceverse everyone really just be wanting big fluffy gf.

Meet Pickles! A dead rogue whose spirit wanders the forest aimlessly. She came across a very confused large fluffy cat spirit by the thunderpath.

Almost walking away, she thinks better of it and introduces herself to the shaking mass of fur that introduced itself as Sierra.

She agrees to help Sierra track down her body to see what it's doing.

Not that she initially believes it's walking around pet semetary style. Assuming some nofur picked it up and buried it and the poor Cat just needs to see it to have closure.

Lo and behold there is Sierra's body following a small tortoiseshell Cat. Both are horrified and now have front row seats to the CMP (CROWFOOD MASTERPLAN)