You werenโt there. At all. Not for this episode of En-OโClock. Which, in hindsight, is probably for the best because the chaos level reached absolute maximum, and you can already feel yourself clutching a pillow just imagining it.
Apparently, your absence didnโt stop the members from dedicating the entire episode to you. Oh no. This is literally the โY/N is the center of our chaosโ edition.
The setup? Each member sits down in front of a polygraph machine while the others ask three โhonestโ questions. Some questions are innocent. Some areโฆ painfully personal. All are chaotic.
First up: Jungwon
You can see him sitting stiff as a board, hands folded like heโs about to negotiate world peace with the camera. He knows whatโs coming.
Heeseung: โWere you with Y/N last night?โ Jungwon freezes. โNo?โ ๐ Polygraph goes WAAAHHHHH
You almost spit out your drink. Heโs lying. Everyone knows it.
Sunghoon: โOkayโฆ do you think Y/N is pretty?โ โY-yes,โ Jungwon admits, voice slightly trembling. ๐ณ Polygraph calm.
Ni-ki: โWhen you told the rest of us you were going shoppingโฆ were you really just tagging along with Y/N to visit her parents?โ โMaybeโฆโ he mutters, sweating like he just ran a marathon. Polygraph goes CHAOS MODE.
Youโre laughing so hard imagining his face. Honestly, this is your favorite episode already.
Next: Heeseung
Sunoo: โWere you the one who ate Y/Nโs leftover snack in the dorm?โ โNoโฆ ๐ณโ Machine WAAAHHH again.
Jungwon: โDo you secretly wish Y/N was the leader instead of you?โ โAbsolutely not ๐โ Polygraph calm. Jungwon mutters something about how Heeseung is definitely lying.
Ni-ki: โDid you maybe help Y/N sneak snacks into the practice room last week?โ โโฆOkay, yes. But she made me! ๐ฉโ Machine beeps like itโs about to self-destruct. Sunghoon laughs so hard he almost falls off the chair.
Sunghoonโs turn
Jungwon: โDo you get jealous when Y/N talks to anyone else?โ โโฆMaybeโฆ a little. ๐โ Polygraph WAAAHHHHHHHH.
Heeseung: โWhen Y/N calls you โShonnie,โ do you secretly like it?โ โYesโฆ very much ๐ณโ Polygraph calm. Sunghoon is blushing so hard you can practically see smoke coming out of his ears.
Sunoo: โHave you ever told Y/N a white lie to protect her from our chaos?โ โYesโฆ and I would do it again ๐โ Machine goes soft beep. Chaos meter: 75%.
Sunoo:
Ni-ki: โWere you the one who gave Y/N the giant stuffed bear last month?โ โMaybeโฆ ๐โ Polygraph WAAAHH.
Jungwon: โDo you think Y/N teases the rest of us more than we tease her?โ โYesโฆ ๐โ Polygraph calm. Sunoo is smirking like a little king.
Heeseung: โHave you ever pretended to not know Y/N was baking cookies just to sneak one?โ โโฆMaybeโฆ ๐ณโ Machine goes CRAZY, Ni-ki canโt stop laughing, Sunoo shrieks like a horror movie victim.
Ni-ki:
Sunghoon: โDo you ever try to distract Y/N so the rest of us can prank her?โ โโฆAlways ๐โ Polygraph WAHHHHHH. Jungwon falls off his chair laughing.
Heeseung: โHave you ever secretly recorded Y/N dancing?โ โโฆMaybeโฆ ๐ โ Machine goes beep-beep-beep-beep-chaos.
Sunoo: โDo youโฆ like, think Y/N is the best at absolutely everything?โ โYes ๐ญโ Polygraph calm. Ni-ki wipes a tear of joy off his face, chaos rating: max.
The chaos grows.
You can already see yourself clutching the remote like itโs a lifeline, gasping at every lie, every confession, every awkward blush. Your favorite moment? When Jungwon desperately tries to maintain eye contact with the camera while his heart is clearly racing. Or when Sunghoon blushes like he just walked into the sun. Or when Sunoo smirks like he owns the universe.
Youโre not even there and yet this episode is basically you in 4K chaos HD.
By the time itโs over, all the members are laughing in a pile. The polygraph machine is practically screaming in terror. And youโฆ you are sitting at home imagining every single second. You clutch your pillow, crying-laughing, because yes, this is exactly the kind of chaos you live for.
Moral of the story? Even when youโre not physically presentโฆ the group will absolutely dedicate a full episode to talking about you. The lies, the confessions, the ridiculous blushesโฆ all for you. And honestly, itโs kind of perfect.
๐ You are officially the star of En-OโClock, whether you like it or not.
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Watching En O'clock from 12 months ago to now to get a feel for what has been forfeited by the OT7 fandom and inevitably it's turning into a side quest fo figure out Was There Any Foreshadowing?
They were playing a game where they had to make choice of whether or not to permit certain requests as king. The question for this round was whether to permit the importation of mermaid tears to their kingdom. When other members raised the issue of whether these tears would be ethically harvested or were the result of torture, Heeseung suddenly used the term RS - he would give RS to the mermaids.
Niki included, nobody knew what that was.
So Heeseung explained it, in Korean.
INTERESTING. Maybe this was a one-off, and maybe this was a result of reading a book about finance, but I have never in the dozens of hours I have spent watching Idol content in the past year or so seen any other idol mention such a technical financial term in content.
WHO WAS THIS GUY DISCUSSING REVENUE SHARING WITH?!!
But just rotting in bed for one whole dayโwith a vanilla matcha, an everything shower and skincare session, my favorite cereal, and a marathon of funny ENHYPEN moments, everyone-falls-for-Sunoo compilations, or any missed EN-OโCLOCK episodesโฆ
