#enigmaticwrites

you’re tacky and i hate you. that’s it.

NO JK

okay, so where do i begin? i don’t know, but here we go with my normal 3am blabbering that i’m sure you’re used to from our skype sessions: it takes a lot for me to trust someone, given my past and having to learn from it, which makes the bond that we have so inexplicable to me. i don’t think i’ve ever told anyone i’ve known (not even my best friends from grade school) the things that i’ve told you and i’m sure it’s vice versa. you’ve gotten me through a lot of things, whether or not it was us sobbing quietly on one end of the call and trying to give each other space or it was the either of us frantically calling the other on facetime when we really just needed someone to talk to. there isn’t a better person suited to be my best friend, my ride-or-die, and my (hopeful) sister-in-law (LOLJK, YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR HIM). and though i may act like i hate you sometimes, please know i only do it lovingly and because i know you can take it like a woman and just give me shit right back for it at some other time.

at the end of the day, however, you know i will always, always, always have your back and i trust you to have mine all the same. so here’s to one more year in your life tacked onto our friendship and here’s to many, many more. happy birthday, you uncultured swine. i hope you have/are having a great day, because you certainly deserve it and please remember that i (regrettably) love you to bits and pieces.