#enid wolf

Agent: Next!

Wednesday: *using Jenna's regular speaking voice* Hey Officer just headed to a competition in Paris, so like totes excited to see Stonehenge! My astrologist said it will totally align my aura

Alpha Enid: *rolls her eyes*

Agent: Its agent, not officer, do you have the requisite travel papers for this . . . dog?

Alpha Enid: *low rumble about to start growling stepping towards the agent*

Wednesday: *gets in the way* Tiktok said I didn't need anything to bring my support animal on the plane

Agent: *annoyed* Well Tiktok is not a proper source of information

Wednesday: But she has a support vest, so obviously!

Agent: And you can buy those online for five dollars, miss putting those vests on non-service animals is a disservice to all real service animals

Alpha Enid: *squeezing Wednesday's shoulder*

Fester appears with documents, wearing a bad 70's wig and track suit

Fester: Apologies agent, I'm her coach, and I have all the necessary paperwork

Agent: *looking at the paperwork* and what kind of 'medical' service animal is she

Fester: Narcolepsy, I'm surprised this stress hasn't triggered an event

On cue Wednesday goes completely limp

Alpha Enid: *catches her and glares at the agent*

Agent: *customer service voice* Sorry for the inconvenience sir you can go right ahead

Alpha Enid: *scooping Wednesday and carrying her*

Fester: Will there be any compensation for my clients pain and suffering?

Agent: I'll see if we can bump you up to first class

Fester: See that you do!

Wednesday: *a few minutes later opens one eye* This is a further a front to my dignity

Alpha Enid: *still carrying her, snorts and licks her face*

. . .

Agent 1: I just don't think it should be allowed!

Agent 2: What can you do?

Agent 1: There should be a ban on dyeing your pets let alone service animals!

Wednesday: Seeing as she has already hospitalized two immature fur boysand lightly scolded a fur girl who made amorous advances I find it highly unlikely

Yoko: What if it's yours!

Enid Wolf: *mouth open aghast*

Wednesday: *red faced and aggrieved* ignoring the fact we do not engage in such activities, there is also the fact I do not possess the biological appendage for that to be possible

Yoko: No flesh strap right, well then I don't know what it could be . . . I mean I've been following the instructions you sent me

Wednesday: *confused* What instructions?

Yoko: I've got it here somewhere *rustles through bag and pulls out a folded up note* here it is!

Wednesday: *unfolds it, quickly scans it, and looks at Yoko incredulous* You thought I sent this?

Yoko: Who else uses a type writer?

Wednesday: You thought I typed *reads the note* Fat woof week end need sammon lots

Yoko: Who else would have?

Wednesday: *looking at Enid* I take it this was delivered by Enid

Enid Wolf *looking away innocently*

Yoko: I guess that could be interrupted as suspicious but I'm not a cop

Wednesday: What even is Fat Woof Week? Is this like brat girl summer?

Yoko: *matter of fact* Probably a play on fat bear week, the yearly tradition of measuring the weights of Grizzly Bears in Katmai National Park before hibernation

Wednesday: Why do you know that?

Yoko: Its a annual internet sensation

Wednesday: *shakes her head* Of course it is. One Enid is a wolf not a bear, two wolves do not hibernate. Three and most importantly she is a werewolf. That means she does not need to gain excess weight to survive the winter

Yoko: soooo no more salmon?

Wednesday: No more unapproved snacks period! I am going to go find a fur nutritionist to establish a dietary plan for her health

Wednesday leaves Yoko and Enid Wolf alone

Enid Wolf: *big eyes, whimpers*

Yoko: Hey you brought this on yourself I'm not getting between you and your girlfriend

Enid Wolf: *growls*

Yoko: I absolutely am not body shaming!

Wednesday: Allow me to prepare

Enid Wolf follows her to bed

Wednesday removes the top blanket and lays out a number of restraining straps, then lays the blanket over top and looks to Enid Wolf

Enid Wolf leaps into the bed and centers herself on the blanket then lies down flat

Wednesday wraps the blanket around her then carefully paying attention to Enid she pulls the straps tight but not uncomfortably so, when complete with some effort she rolls Enid Wolf onto her side

Wednesday: I am going to get into something more comfortable, do not fear I'm not leaving

Enid Wolf: *licks her chops self soothing and closes her eyes*

Wednesday changes into pajamas then gets into a straight jacket

Wednesday: Thing if you could?

Thing breaks the suspension of disbelief and secures the straight jacket

Wednesday: Thank you, you may retire for the evening

Thing: *gives a thumbs up and scuttles off*

Wednesday hops back to bed then in a practiced motion she falls back into the bed and rolls up next to Enid Wolf, the thunder crashes again

Enid Wolf: *yelps and whimpers then begins shaking*

Wednesday: Shhh everything is okay I am here with you, close your eyes

Enid Wolf soothed by Wednesday's voice closes her eyes

Wednesday: Center yourself in your mind, we are back at Nevermore, it is a stormy night and you have been nervously pacing all evening, you have been chewing on your nails and dropping them on the floor so I may step on cutting my feet leading to a serious infection and eventual amputation

Enid Wolf: *opens her eyes and huffs in annoyance*

Wednesday: Apologies I will cease my editorializing, we are at Nevermore and I can see your discontent

Enid Wolf: *closes her eyes and let's out a breath*

Wednesday: Your pain is my pain so after working up the courage I invite you to lay down in my bed. You are of course overcome with emotions that I would sacrifice my personal space in such a gallant act

Enid Wolf: *small huff*

Wednesday: *sighs* you are no doubt suspicious of my motivations given how out of character this gesture is. But upon the next clap of thunder you jump into without hesitation

Enid Wolf: *tries to stifle a yawn*

Wednesday: For awhile we simply lie next to each other under the blankets but as you continue to shake at the sounds of the storm I move next to you and place an arm around you

Enid Wolf: *let's out a contented chuff*

Wednesday: I wrap my arms around you and hold you so that you know you are safe and the storm cannot harm you, do you feel me holding you?

Enid Wolf: *chuffs again yawning deeply*

Wednesday: We lie together for as long as you need to know I will not leave you, you will not spend another night alone in a storm again

Wednesday feels Enid Wolf's wet nose brush her cheek and can feel the wolfs breaths begin to settle as she falls asleep

Wednesday: *quietly to herself* Soon enough you will return to yourself and you will be able to extend me the same comfort

Enid Wolf shoves her weight against the chair more insistently

Wednesday: *annoyed* I do not have time for your disruptions

Enid Wolf jumps up placing her front paws on the arm of chair nearly knocking Wednesday over

Wednesday: Enid! Don't you understand I'm doing this for you! I-I need to get you back!

Enid Wolf backs up slightly startled but stares into Wednesday’s manic eyes

Wednesday: You are like this because of me and I need to make this right

Enid Wolf *silently watching her*

Wednesday: *a tear rolls down her face* I-I miss you

Enid Wolf approaches slowly and and her head in Wednesday lap

Wednesday: I am aware you are here, but I miss your voice, your mannerisms, your touch

Enid Wolf: *looks up at her*

Wednesday: There are things I wish to do with you and tell you that are not appropriate in this form, things I should have told you before but I was not ready

Enid Wolf: *let's out a whine*

Wednesday: That is why I must find the answer . . . but it is unlikely I will find it tonight, I guess we can retire *scratches behind Enid's ear*

Enid Wolf leads Wednesday to their bedroom and hops into the bed

Wednesday gets in and wraps her arms Enid Wolf to the degree she can, pressing her head against the wolf. She listens to the rhythm of Enid's breathing and heartbeat and waits till she is sure the wolf has fallen asleep

Wednesday: I love you

Wednesday: How very queer, but if you'll excuse me Yoko has invited me for gossip and perhaps cuddling

Enid Wolf's jaw drops and the glass orb falls to the ground and rolls to Wednesday's feet

Wednesday uses a handkerchief to pick up the slobber covered crystal ball

Wednesday: I am very disappointed that you would lie to me, and even more so for falling for such an obvious ruse

Enid Wolf hangs her head low

Wednesday: As punishment no sleeping in the bed for one week

Enid Wolf begins to howl

. . .

Wednesday: I must remain steadfast in my decision, if I falter she will not learn and may be lured away by any stranger promising treats

Enid Wolf lying on ground on her side looking up at Wednesday and whimpering

Wednesday: *twitching* It is for her own good

Sitting at the same table

Bianca: Why is Wednesday talking to herself?

Divina: She's punishing Enid for something but she wasn't prepared for the psychic backlash, amateur

Yoko: Sweet heart please! I won't invite Wednesday over for gossip and cuddles again, it was a trap I swear!

Divina: Did you hear something?

Bianca: Poor gays

Ajax: Which one?