#enid wolf

Enid Wolf lays in front of a scaled up barbie dream house in muted colours, after it gets dark and Wednesday has not capitulated she begins to howling

Enid Wolf eventually sees red floating embers and stops

Gomez: *smoking a cigar* Oh lobita? Did Wednesday say you had to sleep outside

Enid Wolf: *whines and nods*

Gomez: *shakes his head* So strict, I'm almost certain that relative was replaced by Fester with machaca as a prank years ago

Enid Wolf: *stares pitifully*

Gomez: *pops the lock on her collar* I can't let you back into her room but how about a midnight snack?

Enid Wolf: *barks softly*

Gomez: And this will remain just between the two of us

. . .

Wednesday enters the kitchen and turns the light on in the kitchen

Enid Wolf freezes while eating a comically large ham with a bone in it, she continues eating it slowly

Gomez: *has and a drink and looks from Enid to Wednesday* My little scorpion, thank goodness I just caught Enid sneaking back into the house!

Enid Wolf: *hangs her head in shame, does not let go of ham*

Wednesday: *folds arms* Do you really except me to believe such a ridiculous farce?

Gomez: *hopeful* Maybe?

Enid Wolf: *lifts her head slightly opening one eye halfway*

Wednesday: *shakes her head*

. . .

Lurch holds a lantern leading Morticia out into the yard

Enid Wolf's head is sticking out of her Barbie wolf house asleep with a ham bone clutched in her mouth

Beside her snout Gomez is buried up to his head asleep a lit cigar still in his mouth

Morticia: *shakes her head* If I let him in he won't learn his lesson, Lurch be a dear and get him an umbrella incase it begins to rain

Lurch: *nods his head and groans*

Enid Wolf shifts her weight and sits up

Underneath Agnes is in the fetal position shaking

Agnes: I promise I didn't mean to spill it I didn't . . .

Enid Wolf: *licks her face*

The door starts to open and Enid Wolf lies back down and looks away

Wednesday: I am sure this was not done with malice but I believe it would be best if you spent some time in the Lupin Cages

Enid Wolf: *looks up and whimpers*

Wednesday: I understand but I do not trust myself not to lash out while I attempt to recover my manuscript

Enid Wolf: *sighs and slowly stands checking that Agnes has vanished then walks to the door*

. . .

Enid Wolf is lying on the floor watching something on a tablet

Enid Wolf: *huffs*

The gate creaks opens by itself and then closes

Enid Wolf: *sits up and tilts her head curiously*

A person sized mass of pillows and blankets appears

Enid Wolf: *jumps back and growls*

Agnes: *drops the pillows and blankets* Its okay it's just me

Enid Wolf: *barks happily, wagging her tail*

Agnes: You should not be the one being punished for my crime, I'm here to serve my penance with you

Enid Wolf has stopped listening and has begun arranging blankets and pillows into a nest

Agnes: *smiling* I may have also brought some snacks

Hours later

Wednesday enters Lupin Cages and approaches Enid's usual suite eyes on the stone floor

Wednesday: I would like to apologize for my outburst, I was able to recover the majority of my manuscript and recreate what I couldn't

Enid Wolf: *doesn't respond*

Wednesday: I know you're humanity is limited in this form and you don't understand the significance of . . .

Wednesday finally looking up sees Enid Wolf lying in the nest, cuddled up against her is Agnes fast asleep

Enid Wolf: *puts a limb around Agnes protectively and watches for a reaction*

Wednesday looks from Agnes to Enid doing mental calculations

Wednesday: I apologize my last statement was clearly a inherent bias on my part, should I assume you would prefer to spend the night here?

Enid Wolf: *nods slightly trying not to disturb Agnes*

Agnes: *shifts putting an arm around Enid's*

Agent: Next!

Wednesday: *using Jenna's regular speaking voice* Hey Officer just headed to a competition in Paris, so like totes excited to see Stonehenge! My astrologist said it will totally align my aura

Alpha Enid: *rolls her eyes*

Agent: Its agent, not officer, do you have the requisite travel papers for this . . . dog?

Alpha Enid: *low rumble about to start growling stepping towards the agent*

Wednesday: *gets in the way* Tiktok said I didn't need anything to bring my support animal on the plane

Agent: *annoyed* Well Tiktok is not a proper source of information

Wednesday: But she has a support vest, so obviously!

Agent: And you can buy those online for five dollars, miss putting those vests on non-service animals is a disservice to all real service animals

Alpha Enid: *squeezing Wednesday's shoulder*

Fester appears with documents, wearing a bad 70's wig and track suit

Fester: Apologies agent, I'm her coach, and I have all the necessary paperwork

Agent: *looking at the paperwork* and what kind of 'medical' service animal is she

Fester: Narcolepsy, I'm surprised this stress hasn't triggered an event

On cue Wednesday goes completely limp

Alpha Enid: *catches her and glares at the agent*

Agent: *customer service voice* Sorry for the inconvenience sir you can go right ahead

Alpha Enid: *scooping Wednesday and carrying her*

Fester: Will there be any compensation for my clients pain and suffering?

Agent: I'll see if we can bump you up to first class

Fester: See that you do!

Wednesday: *a few minutes later opens one eye* This is a further a front to my dignity

Alpha Enid: *still carrying her, snorts and licks her face*

. . .

Agent 1: I just don't think it should be allowed!

Agent 2: What can you do?

Agent 1: There should be a ban on dyeing your pets let alone service animals!

Enid Wolf shoves her weight against the chair more insistently

Wednesday: *annoyed* I do not have time for your disruptions

Enid Wolf jumps up placing her front paws on the arm of chair nearly knocking Wednesday over

Wednesday: Enid! Don't you understand I'm doing this for you! I-I need to get you back!

Enid Wolf backs up slightly startled but stares into Wednesday’s manic eyes

Wednesday: You are like this because of me and I need to make this right

Enid Wolf *silently watching her*

Wednesday: *a tear rolls down her face* I-I miss you

Enid Wolf approaches slowly and and her head in Wednesday lap

Wednesday: I am aware you are here, but I miss your voice, your mannerisms, your touch

Enid Wolf: *looks up at her*

Wednesday: There are things I wish to do with you and tell you that are not appropriate in this form, things I should have told you before but I was not ready

Enid Wolf: *let's out a whine*

Wednesday: That is why I must find the answer . . . but it is unlikely I will find it tonight, I guess we can retire *scratches behind Enid's ear*

Enid Wolf leads Wednesday to their bedroom and hops into the bed

Wednesday gets in and wraps her arms Enid Wolf to the degree she can, pressing her head against the wolf. She listens to the rhythm of Enid's breathing and heartbeat and waits till she is sure the wolf has fallen asleep

Wednesday: I love you