#engineeringmonkeywiz

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@engineeringmonkeywiz

🤓 - Their hobby.

Reading.  She loves all kinds of genres but particularly fantasy.  The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle is her favorite book.  She also enjoys the Harry Potter series as well as LOTR.

⚽ - Favorite sports.

She’s not really into sports all that much but she does enjoy English football over American football. 

🎧 - Favorite genre of music.

Classical is probably her favorite but she also enjoys classic rock as well as brit rock/brit pop.

💤 - Sleeping position.

Unsent Texts Meme | @engineeringmonkeywiz

[Text: Fitz] I heard about Simmons...

[Text: Fitz] Coulson told me what’s happened. I’m sorry.

[Text: Fitz] Don’t give up on her. If you think there’s a chance, fight.

[Text: Fitz] I’m sorry I’m not there, I heard what happened... if there’s anything I can do...

[Text: Fitz] Is there any news on Simmons?

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Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: Audrey likes to wear Phil’s shirts!

Who suggests hand holding?: Phil is the one who usually grabs hands first.

Who likes having their hair washed by who?: Phil likes when Audrey washes his hair ;)

Who likes to slow dance?: They both do!

Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: Audrey definitely!  Especially if their on the couch watching a movie Phil has picked out!

Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: Audrey

Who hogs most of the covers at night?: Audrey!

Muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: Phil does!

How do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: Two forks

Who gets jealous more easily?: Phil

Who gets angered more easily? Phil

How do they go to sleep at night?: They spoon (Phil is the big spoon).

Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: Phil does (he’s got a tense job! He needs those shoulder rubs!)

What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: Mostly just raised voices.  Not too often.

Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: Phil but not often.

How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument?: They apologize with words and sometimes it leads to sex.

Do they have nicknames for each other?: Agent Sexypants (Phil) Sweetie (Audrey)

Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: They both are really good at making sure each other is comfortable, taking their meds, and eating well.

Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: Audrey takes care of Phil

Muse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Phil.  Audrey just wanted to get a nice tan and now she looks like a lobster lol.

Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: Audrey does

Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: Warm hugs and comforting words

What would they be like as parents?: Excellent parents.  Phil lets the kids get away with more stuff than Audrey though.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Phil would have been the goofy sweet guy who was also kind of a jock but also really liked history.  He would have tried is hardest to get Audrey’s attention.  Audrey would have been super shy music nerd who had a crush on Phil.  Once they got together they would have ended up ‘cutest couple’ in the yearbook.

Who suggests taking a bath together?: Audrey does.

Who likes who playing with their hair?: Phil likes to run his fingers through Audrey’s hair.

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@lovelornrocketscientist

Maddie!!!  I know I tell you all the time how much I love your portrayal of Fitz but  I’m going to gush about him again! You have done such an amazing job with him. I think he very much matches canon but also your own take on him adds so much more dimension to his character.  I love when I send you a little message on IM and you reply back with a three paragraph headcanon or meta about him, it makes me smile! 

Fitzrey is the ship I never knew I needed in my life but now I know I could never do without! I just love them together so much! (and Audrey is just so in love with Fitz!) It feels good to have a partner who is so invested in Audrey too! I’m always excited when you come to me with a new idea for an AU! I wish there was more time in the day to start all the ones we have planned right now! LOL  

You are an amazing writer! I think by writing with you that you’re making me a better writer too! I love that we both have the same passion for long (but they don’t always have to be) detailed replies and thought out plots!  You’re so easy going and fun talking to on IM also!

So with that, I just want to say that I’m beyond happy that we started to write together and I’m looking forward to what this year brings!

for every ‘@’ sent (anon or not) I WILL mention and post some positivity about a fellow tumblr user

@engineeringmonkeywiz

Shandi! I absolutely adore your Fitz!  I love our threads we have together, especially what we have planned for them in the apocalypse thread! I also love reading your posts with @nubileyoungprodigy when they come across my dash! 

Audrey always gets happy when I see you replied to something of ours. It’s been really fun interacting with you and I hope to do more things in the future! 

You’re just the sweetest mun too! I enjoy chatting over IM and talking about our threads or just something random.