Tagged by @corkythewriteblr, about this time last year
Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.
I decided to do all these from the Fighting Fantasy World of Titan because of that the last 'find the word tag' I did. Also, I'm popping the taglist up here cuz it says do as many quotes as tagees and so this is gonna get long.
Also tagging @aquadestinyswriting because she'll get a kick out of these.
Random criminal: I really like this whole āgood guy, bad guyā thing you guys have going on.
Farren: Itās not an act, itās just that Iām mean and Elowyn isnāt
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Elo: Hey, Yoruk, can I get some dating advice?
Yoruk: Just because I'm with Merri doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Elo: I prevented a murder today.
Aurianna: Really? Howād you do that?
Elo: self control.
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Snotgrut: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Farren: You're like 15 years old
Snotgrut: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Elo: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Thazar: Iāve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Strucker: I got distracted about halfway through.
Schreiber: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Elo: On a scale from ādamn Danielā to āfre sha vaca doā, how are you feeling?
Farren: In between āitās an avocado, thanksā and āhow did you defeat Captain Americaā, but as a solid answer I would say āI donāt need a degree to be a clothing hangerā. How about you, Milli?
Milli: Probably āroad work aheadā.
Snotgrut: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Elo: This is a mistake
Felix, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Elo: But not today
Felix, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Elo: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Strucker: Iām guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually shouldāve taken away.
Elo: Death isnāt real, and Iām basically God.
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Elo: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Farren: Elo, that's a coma.
Elo: Sounds festive.
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Merri: I was arrested for being too cool.
Snotgrut: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Felix: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Snotgrut, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Felix:
Felix: fsh
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Snotgrut: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Elo: Twelve, actually.
Snotgrut: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Elo: Yours!
Snotgrut: That's right: no one's.
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*Quentin and Felix are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Felix: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Quentin, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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Elo: Snotgrut, keep an eye on Schreiber today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Snotgrut: Sure, Iād love to see Schreiber get punched.
Elo: Try again.
Snotgrut, sighing: I will stop Schreiber from getting punched.
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*Squad reactions to being told āI love youā*
Enezeag: Thanks fam!
Elo: oh no
Felix: *cries* I love you too
Snotgrut: Sounds fake but okay
Laurence: *A flustered mess*
Quentin: can i get a refund
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Felix: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, Iām torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Aurianna: Okay, but what is updog?
Enezeag: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Snotgrut: Not, thatās a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Quentin: No, that's an update. Youāre thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Snotgrut: Surely, thatās Uppsala, whereās updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Felix: Thatās Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Laurence: Youāre thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Snotgrut: No, thatās an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Aurianna: Whatās a henway??
Felix: Oh, about five pounds.
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