Pasta..
Me: Mom do you want leftover pasta for dinner?
Mom: Oh Yes!
:::warms up penne and makes garlic bread:::
Mom: I thought you said we were having yesterday's leftovers?
Me: I said pasta
Mom: we had pasta yesterday
Me: we had enchiladas
Mom: That's pasta
Me: How is that pasta?
Mom: It's wrapped in pasta
Me: That's a tortilla
Mom: Same thing, I'm having grape jelly on the toast.
Me: On garlic bread?!?!
Mom: It's good..it needs peanut butter














