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Woahhh a super super secret drabble time <3 !!! hello my curious bebi

Title: bad dog, good boy! 

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(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) ----------------------------------------

"You talk a lot of shit for a dog."

Staring down disapprovingly, you tugged roughly onto his lovely red leash he provided himself. "I'll do anything—just… don't leave me again, babe…! I'll be your dog-", as you tiredly agreed. Not knowing it will end up in this position: your pathetic ex leashed, as you suggested he'd get off his ass and go for a walk. 

"What babe, you want me to bark?" He sneered up at you, hints of blush visible on his face. Ah, so that's how he'd play, huh?

"Yes," you said with a smile on your face. "I'd love to hear that."

Taken aback, speechless. He could only muster a soft 'you're insane', looking scandalized and intrigued by the idea. You softly tsk'd at his words, "Bad dog. I bet someone else would be better at this… you've been nothing but disappointing."

… it seems as if he quieted down. Good. You couldn't listen to his voice again.

"...woof."

You smiled at how pathetic he is, how can someone disgusting negatively a huge aspect of your life? With his face obviously flustered yet hugely into it, you can only derogatorily say, "That's a good boy!"

"C'mon, pup." they teasingly said, towards the birthday boy flushed all over, lipstick stains, marks and bites visible all over, with a lovelocked gaze looking towards them. A goofy grin visible in his face, as he tries to continue entangling himself around them. Laughter erupting, as they pinched his cheek lightly making him react with a playful groan. Holding his face within their hands, they said with a playful smile, "I have work, stewped~"

"Boo!" he playfully protested, putting on a faux-pout. "It's my birthday! Come onn, take the day off!"

"I won't be gone long, I promise," they reassured firmly, planting a soft kiss on his cheek before patting it softly, making him lean onto the touch. "I'll make it up later for you, pup."

He smiled softly, “I know you will. Goodluck at work, cutie.”

“One last kiss?’

They stifled a laugh, “Sure, m’ beloved puppy.”

Reapplying their lipstick, and wiping off any other excess sweat to look presentable, he blissfully laid in bed, almost breathless. “Don’t miss me too much,” and softly placed beside him…a plushy? His eyes widened in realization, an excited grin visible on his face, as he quickly carefully held it in his hands. It reminds him of them, was this intended? Holy shit.

“It you?”

They responded with a hehe, with the usual grin visible on their face, before excitedly saying, “Ye!”

“Now rest with my smowl self first beb,” staring straight towards him, demeanour slowly shifting, as the time to leave comes nearer. “I love you. I will see you later, pup.”