Red handed.
'Bye!' The greatest thing I have heard in months! Since the flatmates moved back at the start of August! I was alone so naturally I had a “friend” of mine come round to keep me company and it wasnt long before we were both naked and sprawled across the kitchen table. BOOM…the kitchen door was slammed open behind me and in walked my flatmate, who was surpose to be in London ALLLLL weekend!!! Awkward doesn’t even come close to the situation I was in with my virgin flatmate. This was as I was later told to be his first actual encounter of anything close to sex (that wasnt on a video screen!!) And it was me straddled across our old neighbour on our kitchen table at 1am on a Friday night!! Fuckin brilliant!
This is now the second time we have tried it in a different place, and consequently the second time we have been caught! I highly reccomend double checking the flat before stripping off in the kitchen…you never know who you may scar for life! ;)
Love from your Annonymous Student x
