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hereās a little intro / task #1 for my boy , dash . i hope you all enjoy reading about him n love him as much as i do .Ā
full name.
dashiell robert parr
preferred name/nickname.
dash
generally referred to as
dash parrĀ
speech.
ACCENT : dash has a pretty typical american accent . after all , he grew up in seattle . i mean , thereās a couple words here and there that take on a seattle twist . for example , words likeĀ ā tag ā orĀ ā bag ā tend to slur together a little and sound more likeĀ ā teg ā orĀ ā beg ā . but itās nothing too wild .Ā VERBAL TICKS : dash is a pretty speedy talker .Ā ( watch out jojo siwa .. dash is coming 4 ur brand ) his mouth tends to move faster than his brain , causing him to stutter through words at times while his brain buffers , mispronounce words here and there , or even start talking in the middle of a thought . dash can be incoherent at times , but please bear with him .Ā LANGUAGE : dash speaks english fluently and speaks a good bit of korean . he struggles with reading and writing in both languages , unfortunately .Ā ARTICULATION : the only times dash is articulate is when heās repeating dumbĀ ā smart sounding ā shit that he has heard on tv . he still talks like a fourteen year old boy and regularly says yeet in sentences and even when emailing professors .Ā EDUCATION : most certainly does not have a big vocabulary . thinks using the wordĀ ā photosynthesis ā makes him sound smart even though he uses it incorrectly .Ā LAUGHTER : super loud , cackle laugh . a giggly boy , for sure . if you want to hear his laugh , take a listen right HERE . laughs too much for his own good .Ā
mannerisms.
FACE : a pretty smiley guy . whether itās a genuine toothy grin , a cocky smirk , or a beaming grin of success after a game . however , the look of mischief in his eye is so easily recognizable by anyone who comes into contact with him . the boy is known for his pranks and honestly ? iām not sure how anyone can miss the sparkle in his dark eyes the moment he comes up with his next prank .Ā HANDS :Ā when in class, dash can always be seen tapping his fingers , playing with a bracelet on his wrist , twirling his hair , etc . he just has so much pent up energy , just sitting around anywhere can drive him up the wall . dashās fingers and palms are also covered in blisters and rough spots due to years of sports . his long , spindly fingers are not soft by any means .Ā LEGS/FEET :Ā speedy boi . dash runs track and is known for being one of the fastest guys on the team . his legs are in great shape , long af , and always ready to carry him wherever he wants to go .Ā EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS : the only time youāll really see anyĀ ā outbursts ā from dash is if he loses something . the man is competitive like no other and hates losing with a burning passion . in which case , he just tends to get >:( and punch stuff once nobodyās around .Ā HABITS : if heās left without anything to do , he just starts working out using any nearby items . heāll just drop to the floor and start doing pushups , lifting peopleās backpacks , stretching in place , etc . the world is his gym . also , claps when he laughs or is is excited or honestly whenever . he just claps . a lot . for no good reason .Ā POSTURE :Ā stands like heās overcompensating . hands on hips , shoulders back , chest out . itās annoying and i can and will clown him for doing such .Ā
health .Ā
DIET : this man has no Clue how to cook . but he tries to be healthy , so if you see him just randomly munching on a carrot or some lettuce or like ... just the most basic of healthy foods ... mind your own business . but listen the man has a soft spot in his heart for anything chocolate . drinks chocolate milk every morning to wake up .Ā SLEEP :Ā lmao getting this man to sleep is impossible . he will stay up till the late hours of the night playing video games or even trying to catch up on school work . ( rare , but a possibility ) but strangely , even if heās running on two hours of sleep , he acts like heās just downed multiple energy drinks at all times .Ā MEDICINAL DRUGS : definitely should be taking his adhd medicine . but whatās the fun in that ? NARCOTICS : occasionally will hit a juul because he is dumb as fuck and likes to look cool on peopleās snapchat stories . but does not fuck with drugs in the slightest . anything in his pee tests could get him kicked off the team .Ā
personal.
INTROVERT/EXTROVERT : dash is a definite extrovert . not a shy bone in his body and has to think out loud to truly process shit .Ā OPTIMIST/PESSIMIST : you know what ? iām gonna go out on a limb here and say that dash is an optimist . he really does see the best in people and he tries to always see the silver lining in every situation . nothing is ever too dark or too far gone for this kid .Ā SEXUALITY :Ā pretty much heterosexual . wouldnāt necessarily be opposed to trying things out with other guys , heās just never done it before .Ā INSECURITIES : heās pretty insecure about his lack of booksmarts . he knows that heās not the brightest bulb in the chandelier and he tries to make up for it in athletic ability and hookups . but itās been a pretty steady insecurity of his for years now .Ā
relationships.
FAMILY : dash is on that middle kid grind . frequently being forgotten on his birthday , stays getting in trouble for attention , etc etc . he loves his parents and looks up to his dad BIG time , dawg . shit , he even loves his siblings . even though he would never tell them .Ā FRIENDSHIPS :Ā dash makes friends pretty easily !! he has a big personality and is always welcoming of people into his circle . the only people he doesnāt get along well with are people that he sees as threatening ( to his reputation , his ego , his family , etc . ) BEST FRIEND : we aināt there yet . lemme get back to you . i know this man is insanely loyal though . best friend application linked below .Ā LOVE : never been in love before , definitely not looking for love . dash is a man who loves and appreciates hookup culture more than anything . nothing hits quite like having sex and not calling them back after . sorry if he breaks your museās heart . </3








