#employee419

“Archie!” Seb immediately reached his hand out to ruffle his friend’s hair. “You sly dog, you, checking out the chicks. You almost fooled me! Thought I was alone.”

“...been a while since I last left my office, it’s kind of nice, here... peaceful.”

Belated birthday gifts for @pumakaji64 and @employee419 / @dem0nfruit respectively!

I feel bad for his dream version. Dream!guy has horribly low standards when it comes to gfs

The Narrator cackled gleefully before he finally said, "MiriRAN WALKer! BOOM!"

“Well I was forced to take a week long nap in the broom closet, almost got assaulted by a plant chicken, was confronted by a supposedly high anon who claimed to have inhaled me, and I got a bunch of absurdly nice gifts from some better anons. So I’ll say it’s been a pretty normal month.”

After a few moments of turning it over in his palm, he decides that this must be a special sort of technology bearing a secret message he had to unlock. He took it back to his office and began trying to screw it apart.

“I wear glitter like a boss! You havent humiliated me-” he waved his hand and the water evaporated, leaving behind a cluster of shiny particles, twinkling eagerly underneath the flourescent lights. “- you’ve only managed to acessorize me!”