The Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award: ( Satirical)
We scavenged for food.
We shot at the Taliban,
amidst the mountains,
for the glory of empire.
It was an honour.
O we walked for miles and miles,
carrying rucksacks
in every direction,
and in all weathers!
We were pushed to the limit.
Yet it was worth it;
a privilege indeed, as
we were most grateful,
to receive our gold award.












