#emmyposts

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

you just know archie andrews had a deep homoerotic bond with at least two or three different men in the army who are going to think about it forever but if you asked him if he was gay he’d be like no they’re just my army jugheads 😁 why do you ask

all of the fanged four had to change their name but drusilla was literally born cunty … assigned vampire at birth

cheryl blossom should have been diagnosed with so many things but instead she was diagnosed with a melancholy of the humours by dr caligari and that’s why she’s like that

to be entirely fair if i was cordelia chase and the cute new girl who i’d been nice to and invited to the club pinned me against a wall & pulled out a stake i Would Also Tell Everyone I Know ….

consensual cannibalism takeaway call that a donor kebab

carol’s ‘if you loved me you wouldn’t do this’ vs zosia (the hive)’s ‘we have to do this because we love you’ with the added layers of carol having been sent to conversion therapy …. god.