OK so here’s the deal, so Austin is the guy that my roommate is hooking up with currently payton is the guy that she was flirting with ever since the first day of school.
So, on Friday night, everybody went home, except for my roommate, payton , and a couple of her friends. so naturally, my roommate being my roommate went out and she went partying and she got drunk by 3 o’clock and you know that’s just what she does. So while she’s drunk she calls Austin is like hey do you wanna come over to my room to my roommate is out of town and he’s like I would but I just went home for the weekend and she’s like OK instead of leaving it at that she went and brought payton back to our room made out with an Austin texted her and was like hey I’m coming back in a couple hours. Well, when he got back, he ended up hooking up with my roommate, which is the usual thing after they hooked up he went to Kyle which is payton ‘s like suite mate and was like hey I have some weed let’s go smoke it at the spot. Well, they didn’t go to the spot. They went to the Arboretum and the Arboretum is known to have a heavy police presence. Well the university police found out they were smoking weed out of his plastic spray bottle and they arrested Austin for possession of marijuana. The guy that was with him got away because Austin said that it was all his, and he spent two nights in the county, jail and Kyle the guy that was with Austin called my roommate, and was like Austin just got arrested for possession in my roommate in her drunken state, went and took acid called me like a FaceTime to me was like scratching at her face like crying screaming and I was like oh what the hell is going on here? So I don’t hang up on her and I called my suite mates. And I was like you’ll check on her. I’m not there and I don’t really wanna mess with her so yeah he’s coming back with keto. He’s back now but like they’re going to hook up tonight yeah, she called me at the state fair that’s what that’s what the state fair it was about.
your roommate gives me “i’m 21 years old, wear PINK leggings, and still douse myself in victoria secret vanilla scented perfume” vibes. she needs to go home and spend some time in her childhood bedroom. she needs to eat a kids cuisine and ground herself. jesus h christ. how is this even real? someone needs to be a g and tell payton what’s going on. and then someone needs to tell austin, and then video the fist fight and send it to me. who takes acid after something like that? i’m the queen of psychedelics, and i’m big on safe and smart use. what an idiot. i’m so sorry you’re stuck in the same room as this dusty ass. whoa.
