oh damn u came to PLAY

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

If not married, then at at least a few years into an engagement....

27. Has someone ever written a poem or a song for you?

Now you’re just hyping yourself up. yes, my lovely gf has written me at least two poems and i cried at both of them and have them saved in my boxes somewhere

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

okay: 

be good with kids/animals

be kind to everyone in the service industry

listen and engage me when im going off on a rant about something

phYSICAL AFFECTION WOW I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT

and like, push me to be a better version of myself

70. What turns you on?

sjhdsfhsdf uh praise and/or validation, ass slapping, and like....being bossed around and told what to do jfdsklfsd i feel EXPOSED RN 

81. Who are the last five people you find attractive?

wow rude.

my number one is always obviously my stunning gf (the fucking asker of these questions) 

i was literally thinking today about how gorgeous jennifer anniston was in friends

and same with courtney cox

uh my old coworker popped up on my instagram feed and she’s stunning so arianna ig

and last but not least harry styles but not in a sexual way

I don’t know if you’re into aristotle and dante at all but that’s what some of the fics I’m proudest of have come from, so this is from my fic About Time (i do have some spierfeld in the works that I’m excited about!)

In the end, they don’t need much. They get married in El Paso, in Dante’s parents’ backyard. They only invite their family, and Gina and Susie who show up holding each other’s hand tightly, rings on both of their hands. They write their own vows, and Ari’s is long and rambling and Dante’s is short and he keeps stumbling over the words because he looks up at Ari for too long. But they have rings, and they kiss, and they’re married, and nothing else in the world matters that night as they hold each other close, swaying in a circle instead of dancing to the upbeat song playing.

yES BITCH I LOVE U 

15. Do you have any piercings?

yeah just two in each ear, but i wish i had more ear piercings !!

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

i’ve had like Zero real relationships but even in my lasted-for-two-seconds, compulsory-heterosexual middle school relationships no i literally don’t think i ever could

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

i dated like one boy in middle school for like a month or two but lmao i’ve had Zero real relationships

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

at this point in my life i don’t think i could realistically date anyone who wasn’t within like two years of my own age