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regarding dirk and his candidacy for emeto
me: i like that he's easy to give stomach bugs to for two different reasons: one bc he lived alone and wasn't able to become immune to things and two because he probably fished up unwell fish to eat
friend: Oooohhhh I do wonder if there was a point in the gap right after the alpha kids met where Dirk and Roxy were just sick all the time lmao
me: yeah i do think jake dodges the bullet because jade has enough science know-how to at least get him vaccinated
me: this is a fun and whimsical fic idea because jane's trying to care for them but bc they're unused to everythign she's doing it briefly makes them more sick
me: dirk vehemently against the use of alka seltzer until he decodes all the ingredients vs roxy who chugs it and vomits
friend: She fucking would
friend: Do you think Dirk's a bitch when he's sick
friend: By which I mean waspish, not whiny.
me: yeah. i think he wants to be left alone lest someone see him in a less than ideal state
friend: Oooohhhh real & true
me: like he so badly wants cuddles but he'll never say that. and fuck you for thinking it
me: he will continue alone as always
friend: You could force-cuddle him at that point I feel
friend: Jane might
me: jane could do it. i believe in her powers
friend: She couldddd
me: bc she can and would manipulate him into it
me: dirk im so sad :(( can you blease sit on my lap and we can read pony pals together :(((
me: get snuggled idiot
friend: Her feminine wiles
me: nods nods
me: her skin's always pretty clean and cool to the touch and he doesn't feel rotten touching her
a bunch of misc emeto headcanons
karkat as a stress puker would go so fucking wild bc when he sees tavros get cut in half he pukes and passes out in a puddle of his own vomit send post
the entire sgrub session has left him emaciated so on the meteor he has to be very careful eating, the first few weeks if he eats slightly too much he throws up again
dave who is like. the most used to puking hangs out with him while it happens and maybe even helps him clean it up
bc bro would hit him so hard he vomited,, not super often but enough for it to be A Thing (tm)
eridan as a sympathy puker too
sollux just has an easily triggered gag reflex and he pukes when they're hanging out and eridan pukes too and sollux gets mad at him
like dude what the fuck
i know what's wrong with me but what's wrong with YOU
and then they make out blackstyle
who cleans up? eridan probably bullies sollux into doing it and sollux wrestles him onto his back and spits in his mouth as payback
the story goes terezi licked something she shouldn't have and got sick and vriska's making fun of her but vriska is THE SYMPATHY PUKER OF ALL TIME. and does forget this every single time she's in a pukey situation
she's like certainly it won't happen this time but oh. it does

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the 'alpha' is to differentiate from the blog which hasn't updated in nine years
i reblog homestuck posts centering around vomit and create my own! request character headcanons or send me yours.
i track the #emetostuck tag.
i will not post or repost emeto centered around noncon; if you want that i invite you to make your own blog.
I love you so much so I drew you an etemostuck Tavros!