I swear I'm going to read the rest of the post in a minute but I needed to stop IMMEDIATELY because the idea of xyx not knowing what a grilled cheese is, broke me.
Grilled cheeses are my depression/poverty/comfort food so all I can imagine is him walking in on MC cooking one and he's just so CONFUSED and BAFFLED by the concept of melted cheese.
ISDHAJSH NO BECAUSE HE GENUINELY DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS OR WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT JUST PLAIN MELTED CHEESE BECAUSE HE ASSUMES THERE IS NO BREAD
When you find out he has no idea what a grilled cheese is, you make it your mission to make him one. Like, the first time you two meet and you get to his place, you sit him down and flat out say “it’s time for you to experience the wonders of a grilled cheese sandwich. Where are your pans” and he just lets you do it because he’s also curious and so so confused. When he sees you take out bread, his little brain just Stops because he didn’t know there was bread involved what the fuck is this going to be and when you have made grilled cheeses for both of you, you practically order him to take a bite. So he just silently nods and tries the grilled cheese, and suddenly he is enlightened.
“…this is the best thing I’ve put in my mouth since you holy shit this is amazing.”