Emberwood Incorrect Quotes 4
Author's Notes: I have this image in my head of Baz running towards someone with their arms out, wanting to hug the person then stopping just before they actually do bc Baz remembered they have to ask if they can hug people. If given the okay they give the biggest, comfiest hug ever. They even slightly lift the person off the ground. @emberwood-if I'm gonna tag you every time I post one of these lolol
Dani: I hardly slept last night.
Cass: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.
Dani: Who the hell is thinking about me at three in the morning?
December: You love me, right, E?
E: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it
Alex: In my defense I was left unsupervised.
Perry: Wasn't F with you?
F: In my defense, Perry, I was also left unsupervised.
Passerby, about Alex: is that person annoying you?
Adonis: Yes, but they're my partner. I signed up for this.
Kidnapper: we have your partner.
Dani: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.
Perry: Okay, you're driving and K and F walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Adonis: Oh, definitely K. I could never hurt F.
Perry, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Adonis: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Alex: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
December to E: You ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn't wanna take you
E, who was just trying to do their paperwork:
Adonis: "You look tired" No, I'm just ugly but thanks for your concern.
Random Narrator: "This is K. K loves their personal space."
Random Narrator: "This is Baz. Baz also loves K's personal space."