#embarrassment meme

Had this meme saved in my Likes for a chance to use it! It’s so cute! Might do it with other characters, but for now, a Lima to start.

27.) Having locked themselves out of their house in nothing but their underwear/a bathrobe.

“For fuck’s sake, Fors,” Python growls into the phone, “will you pick up? I need your key.” The answering machine beeps again, and he groans.

This is what Python gets for having very little sense of decency- and as a result, being too lazy to put on pants to wander outside to their apartment complex’s shared mailbox. It’s nearly noon anyways, nobody with a normal job is around, and Forsyth had left half an hour ago to go grocery shopping. He’d had the pile of the usual junk- bills they can’t afford, credit card offers, something for that one guy who lived there years ago- clutched in his hand when he’d returned to his door, but when he’d hooked the handle of his mug of coffee on two fingers to open it, it hadn’t budged.

….Fuck, Forsyth must have locked the handle when he left. It still pushes open from the inside, but sure as hell not the outside. Python only ever bothers with the deadbolt- only Forsyth is paranoid enough to use both locks- and while he’d brought his coffee on this little mail run, he hadn’t brought his keys.

At least this particular pair of deep red boxers are nice, since apparently he’ll be showing them off to the neighborhood for at least the next hour.

So here he is, sitting on his building’s front steps, mostly naked with a handful of mail. At least he has coffee and his phone (though not a cigarette, which would improve things considerably). As he’s about to call and berate Forsyth again for not answering his phone, a figure with fluffy hair that he recognizes walks by. She’s a nurse, works night shifts- he runs into her sometimes coming home before sunup when he can’t sleep and ends up sitting outside. They haven’t done much more than said hello a few times, but he’s impressed that she has the balls to walk down their particular block alone at night, and if he’s up, he watches to make sure that she gets to her building across the street safely.

Right now, however, she’s staring at him, eyes owlishly wide, and cheeks rapidly going pink. Suppressing another groan, he decides that the best course of action is to act like there’s nothing weird about this at all, and he lifts his coffee in a wry greeting.

“Nice…uh… morning, huh?”

Embarrassment Meme

😯:Accidentally saying something embarrassing in front of yours

Embarrassment Meme

😶: thinking that they’re alone, my muse does something embarrassing not knowing yours is there

Red was all alone on Mount Silver. He had the entire day to himself. What he wanted to do he wasn’t sure of. He sat on the floor with his Pokemon trying to think of something to do. Then he had it. A eating contest with his Snorlax. There was no way that he could lose. Well, maybe  he can. Red didn’t think this out too well.

He puts whatever he had in his fridge on the table nd gets ready to chow down. His Snorlax was looking as he was ready too. On your marks, get set, go! They ate as much as their stomachs could hold. Red was good, he could eat a wole lot in one sitting. But he wasn’t Snorlax good. After about his 16 or 17 cup of noodles, Red was full to bursting. He lay his head on the table with his stomach making noises, having no idea someone was visiting. “O-Okay…you won. Don’t gloat.”

21) Accidentally having fallen asleep on the floor somewhere.

This time, Python wakes to the sound of a high-pitched squeak and a thump somewhere to the right of him. Blearily, he opens his eyes to see a pile of upended petticoats and ash-blonde hair on the floor, and he blinks in bemusement. He’s still slumped against the cold, damp wall of the latest miserable cave they’ve decided to call home for a night- he’d sat down to rest from a day of walking and escape having to help set up camp, but he doesn’t remember falling asleep. But obviously he did, and his best guess is that the little moony-eyed village girl (Faye? Faye. He’s still learning their names) had tripped over his outstretched legs.

By the time he’s awake enough to say anything, she’s gotten to her feet, brushing the dirt from her skirts before walking off with an irritated huff. He watches her make a beeline towards Alm- of course- and shrugs. His bets are on an hour tops before half the camp hears about it and he’s on the receiving end of a lecture from someone- or several someones.

27 - Having locked themselves out oftheir house in nothing but their undergarments/a bathrobe.

Gray let his head thump against the thick wood of the door.Of course he would leave his key in the room if he was just slipping out for amoment of fresh air. And of course he would be wearing nothing but an old thinrobe that did absolutely fuck all to ward off the chill seeping from the stonewalls in these early morning hours.

Grumbling under his breath he unsuccessfully rattled thelatch, then kicked at the door with a growled curse. At that exact moment hefelt eyes upon him and slowly turned around to meet the gaze of the holy womanwho had joined their party not long ago. He felt a flush spread across hiswhole face and hurried to make sure he was sufficiently covered.

“Uh, nice morning for a walk?” He managed to stutter out asthe cleric continued down the narrow inn hallway.