For āThe People Concern / LAMPā People Who Are Left Out Of The Loop. (DTLA). An Email. Disclosed for:
[Okay, so I have met the ones Iāve sent the actual email to, plus Melissa and Lindsay, whom I donāt have contact information for / about. Someone mentioned that they were being left out of the email disclosure thing, whereas it pertains to them (yet perhaps)]
Auld Lang Syne. You know how that goes. Happy New Year. Hopefully this year finds you guys valid joggers, like myself š¤š· I swear, the guy behind me, here at the park, LItERALLy coughed. I was going to make a sarcastic emoji cough, and he validly coughed, IrL. iTF. Iām the literal quantum moment guy, please donāt take it lightly. Or do, whatever. Itās no special place in life for me,
But anyways, Roberto, Iād like for you to speak to the apartment people about my place losing power, little by little, once, and then, the other day, my next-to-the-closet power outlet went out, and that was my last bastion of validity at my place. I know (perhaps?) that you are close to these guys, being a native Spanish speaker, and please let me not slight you with my one-time infatuation with Lindsay, being that I hear that youāre also so and so infatuated with her, as well. Iāve validly had plenty of girlfriends, and enough to make enough people want to hunt me down in their spare psychic autonomy space, of which theyāre directed to think hateful thoughts towards me. Iām a valid Christian, and Iām sure that I can, at some point, date outside of all genetic pools Iāve been imbued with / have been thrown into.
Thatās me. Whatever, itās unlikeable, validly. I found her attractive, thatās all.
But the real poop š© is that my power is out, at my place. All of it.
Thereās a guy squatting next door, heās a Spanish speaker. Far be it from me to disparage the worth of a valid Spanish speaker, or to stand in the way of a young, burgeoning romance, if it that it were. Lord knows that Iām not any time soon to be found to be the validly all-time proper Christian, when it comes down to drug use. Thatās what the far-right Christian leaning āmeā influences are telling me, up and down, to the āif Jay were to someday end up a valid actual Christian hero / church pastor, Bible Belt-sounding twang, and all.ā Obviously, Iād like to see everybody accommodated with a good set of loves in their lifetimes that suits them, and Iāve had the āguy with the storyā life that people want to torture me about. š
The power thing. Itās disparaging.
The squatter neighbor. Heās a Spanish speaker, maybe he needs citizenship help? He needs something, and Iāve been plugging in an extension cord for him. My power is out, now. I tried to be nice for him, and now my power is out, He needs some kind of service, and I find him crafty enough to perhaps not want to leave his squat.
Next, I find my willingness to live my life completely, in the closet, š§āāļø to be an obvious deprecation of life āas it might be.ā I didnāt grow up in the chicken coop so that Iād become āthe pigeon guy,ā strange as it is, though, I love pigeons, and I feed them. Itās my valid recreation.
Regardless of that, I am a human, there are remote ādisturbancesā of my psyche, unprecedented, and pre-violation āwhateverā something about it, stating that Iām not ādoing enoughā for my neighbors, as far as a guy who cooks good food type of capability about myself is concerned. I get shit for it, and Iāve been digging out of the trash for food. Itās frowned upon.
I could literally whiteboard this stuff for you guys, but needless to say, I do to have the imagination to outperform the thinking āwell enoughā it took me to dig food out of the trash, for myself. They said that valid āpeopleā āwere hungryā and I wasnāt doing enough. That was the community garbage food, of the trash, and I was taking more than my share, on this particular outing.
I got shit for it, in my head.
Needless to say, perhaps I should validly imagine a life, outside of the closet, in which I can legitimately provide cooked meals for myself, itās ānot a stand-offā with āwhoeverā āremotely,ā and I have a valid reason to speak well for you guys, āremotely,ā as far as your concomitant daily morale. Itās that serious, as far as my ego-universe dailies go, and Iām a guy thatās getting āall kinds of literal āhoo-hawā about you guys at the office,ā and it took me nearly 2 years to get housed. You would possibly tell me āstfuā āremotely,ā or silently, about it, but some of you, okay, all of you, would legimately acknowledge the fact that Iād turned sour on you guys, as service providers, be it that what it may, to use some language āfrom the old country,ā as it were. šš»āāļø
The point is, is that you guys validly hid your š§āāļø name placard and location stuff in the lobby, and itās a bit wtf. š§šš¼āāļøšš»āāļø
Normally, Iād literally talk like this in person, you guys know me, but I did write it down this time, and these are valid complaints.
Mainly, that my power is out.
Next, the squatter, Spanish speaker neighbor.
Third, Iām not the all-assgape TV Broadcast Live via satellite, summerās eve, now for guys, poster boy.
Fourth, donāt ever just not acknowledge people in a valid communication and call it Alcoholics Anonymous. Scientology will recall you as the valid catalyst for a madmanās random violence. That guy gets 30 days in the psych ward, many cases. Iāve been that guy. Shitty as it is, Iāve pinpointed some people in the periphery about you guys as āthose people.ā
Fifth, itās awkward AF, (supposedly), but if Iām not a person with valid complaints, then Iāll go back to my closet and sleep without power, and plug in to spots in downtown Los Angeles; meanwhile, the pigeon daily carnival circus for children gets put to the side, for unknown generations of āalready-breeding pigeons,ā Iāve established, over the past year, and more.
Conceivably, Iāll sit and charge my device and write litanies about how pigeons donāt get fed well enough, to begin with. Theyāre hungry AF when I find them, to be sure, and:
Iām the literal ethical mortality staunch guy (at this point in time). I donāt as much as use the bus line, or metro, without a valid fare. There is literally not a single person I find who commonly frequents my walking path, such as I do. Are they all literally ethical, moral, completely law-abiding individuals? I simply off-hand doubt it.
Thatās gotta count for something, and then Iām the guy who brings up Scientology.
Morals and ethics are supposed to count for something. You guys possibly heard some crazy strange shit about me. My power is out, first thing, though.
4, 3, 2, method. Itās a valid mnemonics device.
Regardless of that, Iām going to come in, tomorrow, to discuss how I can get my power back on, and Iām literally impartial as to who helps me.