#elliot asks

You're amazing and I'm proud of you (for being alive in this world)

Heheheheh SNEAK ATTACK

SNEAK ATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!

Thank you Elliot mah boi I really really needed this right now 🥰💙💙💙

some s2 elliot being bitter when he first meets lila <3

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It had taken Elliot all of two seconds to figure out there was something going on with Diego and the chick from the mental hospital. And if the way Five was watching her meant anything, he noticed as well. Or maybe he was just being a distrustful bastard like usual. Either or.

As they creeped towards...wherever they were going, Elliot wasn't really paying attention, he grabbed Diego's arm to stop him from moving.

"What? Are you okay?" Diego asked, resting his hand on top of Elliot's.

Elliot nodded. "I'm fine. Just have a question for you."

Diego's eyebrows creased in confusion. "What?"

"Did you fuck the crazy chick?"

He would have laughed at Diego's face if he wasn't so prepared to maul him to death like a pissed off tiger.

"No! No way!" Diego exclaimed. "I'm loyal to the bone! Am I attracted to her? Yes, but-"

Elliot could feel his patience ready to snap like a rubberband. “I’m attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”

"Who said anything about dating?"

@cyanwormonastring as a fucking Victorian ballgown or Victorian suit

@lucathecyborg something dumb. Like a caterpillar costume

You would be something such as a cool fuckimh fae outfit, like a dress or some cool shorts and a really cute button up with a ribbon and a flower crown.

@adams-left-hand maybe. y’kno i’ll be nice. You’d be a Victorian villain. With like a black and purple like closer to steampunk than anything looking like the badass hibimbo you are.

@ganseymaboi we don’t talk lots but you’d be a doughnut costume but like. rocking it.

“Googles a fiesty little fucker. I’d be getting a lot more shit done if he would have just stayed and not gone off and become an active traitor to the agenda.”

“Oliver is easy. Too easy. He’s a little ball of emotions, makes it hard to keep him from frying his circuts when I have my way. He’s the bitch. The whore. The slut. The good boy, if I have him for long enough.”

“Lex is obedient, so i suppose thats redeeming. Pity about being a glitch, though. I would have been more inclined to treat him better if he weren’t a freak.”

“Bing takes what I give him. He’s used to it by now. I have respect for that.”

Oh! I (sort of) know how to answer this!

Okay so like Christianity originally was Catholicism but then the whole Reformation happened and Martin Luther nailed his 95 theses to the door of whatever the hell church because the Catholic church was selling entrance to heaven (which is whack as shit lmao) and he was like “bro,,, that’s wrong. That ain’t how heaven works. Have y’all even read the Bible” and so the Protestant movement was born. (Fun fact on St Patty’s Day if you’re Catholic you’re supposed to wear green but you’re supposed to wear orange if you’re Protestant)

So Catholicism right? You’ve got your rosaries, your priests, your nuns, your bishops, your cardinals, your pope. (I don’t actually know if the cardinals still exist in Catholicism I’m dragging up history class here forgive me) You do confession, some people get married to God, Hail Mary full of grace, Our Father who art in heaven, midnight mass, the virgin Mary, patron saints, lighting candles, getting confirmed, cathedrals, etc. And I think there are different denominations of Catholicism? I’m not sure.

Christianity focuses more on Jesus and his Life and Times. Our churches are usually less decorative than Catholic churches (some of them aren’t…. there’s a specific denomination that I can’t think of right now that’s like,,,, whoa there buddy.) we’re less about Rules and more “Jesus loves you, come as you are and serve him and become more like him believe he’s your personal saviour and you’ll go to heaven” etc etc. We have an ass ton of denominations (I’m going to rant about the denominations for a while here)(grace brethren, baptist (those two don’t dance bc dancing is a sin), presbyterian, sovereign grace (newer one, my old church switched to that), hillsong (cult. don’t do it), evangelicals, technically mormons and jehovah’s witnesses but we don’t claim them because No lmao, nondenominational for people who need to feel special and millennial (listen i adore millennials but oh my GOD nondenominational people drive me up the wall), southern baptist which holy moses just no, lutherans, calvanists, methodist, pentecostals, angelican, the scientisters or whatever the fuck you call them (you know those ones that are like we don’t need medicine GOD will heal us and you’re just like ,,, bitch take a xanax), oh yeah and like Messianic Jews who are like Jewish people who believe that Jesus was the Messiah from the old testament shout out to those guys)

I feel like I don’t know enough about Catholicism to properly compare and contrast them but like,,, Catholicism is very ritualistic and traditional. Christianity is more about your personal relationship with God. Both of us do communion and celebrate the birth of Jesus but Catholicism focuses way more on Mary than we do. We’re like “hell yeah she got chosen to be Jesus’s mom that’s dope” and Catholics are kinda like “hell yeah she got chosen to be Jesus’s mom so she’s the one we should pay attention to” (I’m so sorry I know that’s wrong I’m trying)

!!!! Hell yeah!!! (I’m gonna give you a bonus moodboard for the ship too ahahahahahahaha whoops)