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Tea Breaks

Typographic Argument from Drop Dead Fred between Fred and Elizabeth

  Maybe just one more drink……….(Gasp of air) I’ve been swimming in these waters for years hunting down there sharks policing the waters for 365 days a year for 10 years! You’d think I’d have……….(Gasp of air) a better pension or be looked after better maybe if the suits didn’t run away from me were not all penguin eaters! God how I hate sterotypes………….(Gasp of air) do they think its easy doing this job have they got any idea what its like fighting and attacking sharks scaring them off………..(Gasp of air) I’ve got scars look at these scars and for all this I get 2 messly fish a day that’s nothing!............(Gasp of air) why do those sperm whales get everything I mean just because they got the largest brain for anything ever that’s lived I mean can they jump out of water over a boy jump onto ice getting...............(Gasp of air) back into the water safely! I think not but they get a giant squid a day that’s hardly fair….…..(Gasp of air) I might as well carry on working no ones going to look after me and who is there to complain to that’s right the big suits the emperor penguin like they’d stand and listen!................(Gasp of air) theres no rights for us orca’s and where’s my drink! This service is rubbish! Think again if I’m going to protect this place from sharks again! They can have it…………(Gasp of air) thanks finally my drink you know how hard I work and yet you treat me like this its an out rage! I might start eating penguins the suits then they’d listen they’d………(Gasp of air) listen good! Maybe just one you watch them thinking there king thinking they can treat everyone like dirt there nearly as bad as humans!........(Gasp of air) that’s it they’ve had it put it all on my tab I’ll be back!!!